OK HERE WE GO AGAIN... '.I DON'T OWN THE . L.J SIMITH DOES IT.!
I am sooo bored…. Sooo bored… soooo bored… i just need to do something ! Where the hell are Quinn and Ash when you need them to make you laugh?
OK… what can I do….
I feel sooo bored
I feel sooo bored
I am a little boring fish
I am sooo bored
I am a little boring lizard
I am soo bored
I am a little boring turtle
I am sooo bored…
Hahahahhahaha I just made a song!... ok this is just stupid…. ASH!... BRING YOUR BUTT HERE RIGHT NOW!
Ash: did you call me my Lady?
Hannah: yeah… I feel extremely bored, so I was thinking in a little game… hahahahaha just call everybody and ask them if they want to play truth or dare
Ash: Sure =)… just give a minute
Ash runs around the mansion and starts screaming telling everybody…
5 minutes later… everybody is in the living room waiting for Hannah…
Delos: ok people… I am bored… I order you to start playing right now.
Ash: you order us what?... WTF
Quinn: WTF… if someone is going to order… trust me it is not you man!
Thea: Delos calm down, you too Ash.
James: Ash where is Hanna?
Ash: do I look like a map or something? I don't know where she is!
Hannah appears bringing Nilsson, Lupe and Timmy with her….
Hannah: sorry people, I just invited Nilsson and Lupe, when I found Timmy… and he wants to play too
Timmy: yeah!... The stupid moron assface forgot about me…
Ash: I did it on purpose
Blaise: WHATEVER! LET'S START!... ok… Eric… Truth or Dare?
Eric: truth
Ash and Quinn: cough cough…. Chicken… cough cough…
Blaise: ok… Eric did you ever have a crush on me?
Thea: Eric…
Eric: crap… mmm… yeah… I guess I did
Keller: in your face Jez! Now pay me!
Eric: Ash ! truth or dare?
Ash: duhhhh! I am not a CHICKEN!... dare
Eric: I dare you to drink from the toilette.
Ash: ok…
Mare: if you do it…. You won't kiss me in a week Redfer!... you are just… uugghhh!
Delos: eeewwwww! Don't drink it!
Mare: definitely two weeks!
Ash: if I don't drink it… then where should I put the water?... mare! That's not fare!
Delos: stupid.
Mare: moron
Quinn: retard!
Ash: aaawww not faire!... ok… mmm… Rashel! Truth or dare
Rashel: Dare… I am the Cat
Ash: I dare you to dress up like Heidi (the swiss cartoon) then go out to the streets and start singing and dancing while you hug people
Rashel: Damn it! Nilsson …truth or dare?
Nilsson: dare
Rashel: I dare you to dress up like Elvis and then make a show in a club in Las Vegas… and of course record it!
Keller: I'll record!
Nilsson: Oh boy… ok… before I leave… Morgead… truth or dare?
Morgead: Duhhhhhhhhhhhhh…. Dare!
Nilsson: I dare you to watch Sesame street for the whole day XD
Morgead: ok… it can't be that bad… Jezebel… truth or dare?
Jez: dare Morgy
Morgead: I dare you to do the same that Rashel, but dress up like Cinderella
Jez: Oh shit! You are sooo dead Morgead!... Mare… truth or dare?
Mare: truth of course.
Keller starts doing faces… Ash makes her stop just looking at her.
Jez: who was your first love?
Mare: That's easy… it was Jeremy Lovett
Ash: excuse me?
Mare: sorry Ashy but it's the true
Hannah: ok people… you start leaving right now!
Rashel, Nilsson, Morgead and Jez start leaving…
Ash: we'll talk about it later!
Mare: oh oh!... ok… Poppy! Truth or dare?
Poppy: dare
Mare: I dare you to go to Thierry's room and paint his hair green while he is asleep, then write in the wall "Poppy was here"
Poppy: sure… hold on a sec I'll go for the paint!
*****10 minutes later….****
Poppy: done!... Jamie truth or dare?
James: dare
Poppy: I dare you to go to Thierry's room and change all his clothes for girls clothes… hahahhaaa
James: hold on…
***** 10 minutes later****
James: done! Hannah I'll give you the clothes afterwards…
Hannah: Oh boy!...
James: Quinn, truth or dare?
Quinn: finally man! Dare
James: I dare you to go an kiss Timmy every time you see him
Quinn and Timmy: WHATTT!
James: starting now!
Timmy: RASHEL! HELPPP ME! PLEAAASEEE! HELPPPP!
Timmy runs away and Quinn follow him…
Hannah: ok so since Quinn went for Timmy… Delos truth or dare?
Delos: Dare
Hannah: i dare you to dress up like Batman and attack Morgead while he is watching Sesame Street
Delos: ok… Gillian truth or dare?
Gillian: truth
Delos: have you ever lied to David?
Gillian: eeehhhh…. Mmmmm…. i…
David: so?
Gillian: i…. oh crap!... ok yes I did… David I'm really sorry, but it was Angel the one who was always with me while I was sleeping … it wasn't my mum
David: O.o
Gillian: Thea truth or dare?
Thea: truth
Gillian: have you ever done something and then blame it on Blaise?
Thea: yes… actually I kind of burn our school once and I blame it on her
Blaise: O.o YOU DID WHAT! WTF!
Thea: I' m sorry! Lupe truth or dare?
Lupe: dare
Thea: I dare you to go out and start barking people in your human form
Lupe: oh God! Ok… mmmmm…. Lady Hannah… truth or dare?
Hannah: dare
Lupe: I dare you to kick Ash in…. "THE AREA"
Hannah: sure… why not?
Ash: Hannah!... please don't!... Hannah think in Mare!... think in our future generations!...
Mare: I'm all right with it!
Hannah: Ash! Just pull your hands out of that part!
Mare: Lupe you have a dare too!
Lupe leaves but not before she sees Hannah kicking Ash….
Hannah: Ash… are you ok?
Ash: OH MY LORD! You just kill my hopes for future generations!... Mare kill her! She destroy our future!
Mare: grow up Ash
Hannah: ok… I already went so…
Quinn: ok… I'm back… my turn… Maggie truth or dare?
Maggie: eehhh… dare?
Quinn: I dare you to enter in Thierry's room and throw him a glass full of cold water
Maggie: ok… hold on a sec
Quinn: hahahahahahhahahaa…. 5…. 4….. 3… 2… 1…
Thierry:
Maggie: sorry… sorry! Every man for himself!
Quinn: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA now just wait!
Thierry: POPPY! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU DO TO MY WALL!
Poppy: oh oh… see yaaa guys!
Thierry: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH… WHAT THE HELL IT'S GOING ON! HAAANNNAAAHHHHHHHH!¨
James: wait for me Poppy!
Thierry comes down with a REALLY REALLY REALLY scary face!
Hannah: yes darling?
Thierry: could you explain me 1) why Maggie threw me a glass full of water! 2) why the hell is written on our wall "Poppy was here man… yo yo… I'm the best" 3) why is my hair green? 4) where are my clothes? 5) why is Timmy hiding under our bed? 6) Why is Lupe barking people in the Garden? I saw her from the window!¨
Hannah: eehh.. actually it is a really funny story… hahahhaa…. Ehh… I was just doing a small song called "I am sooo bored" but then Ash arrived and told me that he wanted to play truth or dare so I should called everybody….
Ash: WAIT! ….. I DID WHAT?
Thierry: Ash you are sooo dead! You'll make people's breakfast durinf two weeks!
Ash: BUT….
Hannah: yeah Ash …. You are sooo inmature!... Let's go to clean our room Thierry!
Thierry and Hanna start leaving to their room…
Quinn: ok Ash… I like coffe but for tomorrow I want hot chocolate!
Ash: Fuck you!
Mare: I want my milk and cereal…. A glass of orange juice and eggs!
Ash: what! Mare!... mmm…. Ok… I love you sweetheart!
Mare: I love you too
Quinn: I just love when you do that IN YOUR ROOM SO NO ONE SEES YOU!¨
****Meanwhile…****
****The queen's club….
Nilsson:
Baby you've been lying to me now I'm onto you
It's the same old song but it doesn't ring true
That's right you're wrong again
Time to change and put you on your own again
You've had your way too long
Time for me to be moving on
You gotta stop, you're wrong again
Stop ... that song again
You've been steppin' out wild and fancy free
Now you've had your fun and you're running back to me
It just can't be if there's no harmony
Then stop!
That's all let's break it up
You've had me fooled now I'm wakin' up
I see right through your lies
You made me open my eyes
You gotta stop, you're wrong again
Stop ... that song again
It's too late now I've made up my mind
Being here with you is just a waste of time
Nothing to say so I'll be on my way
Stop!
You gotta stop, you're wrong again
Stop ... that song again
It's too late now I've made up my mind
Being here with you is just a waste of time
It just can't be if there's no harmony
Then stop! stop! you're wrong again
Stop that song again
Stop! you're wrong again
You gotta stop that song again
Stop!
Keller: this going direct to youtube…! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
***** Busy streets in Las Vegas****
Rashel:
Can you mend a coat or tend a goat or make a cake?
Can you churn the milk until the cream ascends?
I can't mend a coat or tend a goat or make a cake
But I'm good at making friends
Can you push a plough or coax a cow at milking time?
Count the eggs that every mother hen attends?
I can't push a plough or coax a cow or find you eggs
But I'm good at finding friends
Can you yell loud, as loud as that?
To call a dog or fetch a cat?
Can't fetch a cat or call the dogs
But I'm good at falling off logs
He can frown and scowl and yell and howl until he's blue
Underneath those fearful teeth he just pretends
He has been alone too long and although his will is strong
I'll wait until his will unbends, and in the end he'll see that we'll be friends
Jez: MORGEAD IS SOOOO DEAD!...
***** In Morgead's room**
Morgead: I. AM. A. GOOD. BOY. BOY. STARTS. WITH. THE. LETER. B! LIKE. BARNEY!.
Delos: Moregead! I ORDER YOU TO LET ME OUT!... COME ON MAN! LET ME GET OUT! OPEN THE STUPID DOOR!
***** in Thierry's room"****
Timmy: hello? 911? Please help me! A guy is trying to harass me! Please help me before is too late! HELP!
OK... SO ... TELL ME WUT YOU THINK!... IF YOU DO IT... ITS BECAUSE YOU ARE REALLY NICE OR YOU JUST WANT ME TO SHUT UP!... I'M REALLY SORRY... I SUCK AT SPELLING AND I PROBABLY HAVE A LOT OF GRAMMAR MISTAKES... BUT MAN! I'M SOOO FREAKING TIRED!
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