Drop It Like It's Hot, Miroku Style, an inuyasha fanfic

Dizclaimer: (haha! The "z" was a typo, but it totally works for this piece!) I don't own Inuyasha or Snoop Dogg... ok?

By P-Rizzle and JoRae

(p.s. We can't rap.)

Intro

Mirooooooooooku

Chorus-Miroku

I'm the pimp in the hut ya

Drop it like it's hot

When the demons try to get at ya

Knock em like they hot

And if Sango get an attitude

Grope it like it's hot

I got the rosary on my arm and I'm pouring charm on

And I roll the best sushi cause I got it going on

Verse-Miroku

Uh! I'm a nice monk with some nice robes

See me get drunk, see me hit foes

Eligible bachelor, million yen smile

Hey there baby will you bear my child

Pretty ladies, it don't matta where

Just as long as they're rich and they got great hair

I can exercise you, all you demons beware

Smack ya on da head, don't tell me that ain't fair

Killer wit the staff, I'm a killer on the street

Wit looks so good make you feel like Kirara in heat

So don't try to feel up on my rear, that's my job girl

No need to fear

My ladies are tha flyest and you best stay clear

You should think about it, take a second

Matter fact, you should walk away

And think before you mess wit me, or you'll pay

Chorus

Verse-Sesshomaru

I'm a demon, but ya'll knew that

Da Big Bo$$ Dogg, yeah I had to do that

I keep a fluffy tail hanging out my backside

But only on the left side, yeah that's my good side

No other way to kill that little halfling Inu

I cut so deep you thought I was in you

Scratches-"two!" - "one!" - "yep, three!"

S-E-Double S-H-O-M-A-R-U

No need to fake it, just break it, and then take it

See I specialize in making all the girls get naked

So bring Kagome, leave ya boyfriend at home

Gotta world premiere right here, so throw me a bone

So let me fluff my hair, put some volume in it

And all you suckas back off so you don't get bit

Just waiting on the Tetsusaiga, the sword of my dreams

And none ya'll can stop me so don't intervene

Chorus

Verse-Inuyasha

I'm a Bad Dog, wit a cold nose

Boil my own tea, and sew my own clothes

I hang out tough, I'm a real playa

Inuyasha, and I'm so hot.

Kagome: That doesn't rhyme.

Inuyasha: So?

On the TV screen and in your worst dreams

If you play me close, you're on the wrong team

Oh you got a sword so you wanna fight back?

Tetsusaiga, now stop that!

No shoes, now I'm on the prowl

There's no jokin wit me, I only scowl

Get yo hands off Kagome before I smack you

Must I remind you I'm only here to fight you?

Slash you, gash you, then bash you

Then fight back, that's it ya ain't scared to

Subscribe, get yo issue

Oh look! You cryin? Get a tissue!

Chorus

Outro

Mirooooooooooooooooooku