Just a heads up. This story is not suppose to make sense. It was a joke my friend and I did. She did most of the work, I just uploaded it. Also, we used this site to make it: http:/prillalar[dot]com/drabbles/
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Ivan and Raivis went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Ivan hit Raivis in his boobs with a big ghastly iceball. It hurt a lot, but Ivan kissed it stupidly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really disturbing snow man!" Ivan said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Raivis said. "That would be more gross and politically correct."
"I know," Ivan said. "We can make a snow flying mint bunny. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up fast and made a hot snow flying mint bunny. Ivan put on a hairspray for the ass. The flying mint bunny was almost as big as Raivis.
"It looks depressing," Ivan said gayly. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Raivis said and held up a narly wig. "I found this under the balls." He put the wig onto the flying mint bunny's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the flying mint bunny, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl he was a dick in the wind.
Raivis screamed quietly and ran but the snow flying mint bunny chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow flying mint bunny fucked him painfully.
"Nobody does that to my little Fat Whore," Ivan screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow flying mint bunny through the tongue. It fell down and Ivan kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Raivis said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The wig lay in the yard until a dusty child picked it up and took it home.