#1: Sherlock Holmes
Sex? Boring.
Not interested, moving on.
#2: Anthea
Who needs sex? I've got texts.
#3: Mummy
No sex please - unless it's Father.
#4: Sherlock Holmes/Anthea
A marriage of minds, and BlackBerrys.
#5: Mycroft Holmes
Sentiment is for goldfish.
And brothers.
#6: Sally Donovan
Love? Not my division.
Sex, please.
#7: Sherlock Holmes & John Watson
Colleagues.
Best friends.
Not a couple.