Edit 1: I am rewriting this chapter.
Shadefrost: Hello fellow writers .This is the Random Package Sender's Show.
Shadowclaw: Yes, it is.
Redstripe: Provided by Random Senders Show inc.
Shadowclaw: It's funded by the awesome,... Dramatic music please.
SFX – Dramatic music.
Shadowclaw: ME!
Shadefrost: I am your host Frost talon or Shadefrost.
Shadowclaw: Introduce us already.
Redstripe: Patience my friend, he will soon tell-
Shadowclaw: SAY IT NOW!
Frosttalon: Calm down, jeez, here are my co-hosts Shadowclaw (the crazy one)
Shadowclaw: Hello to all she-cats. I am the awesomest one out of this group.
Redstripe: That's not even a word.
Shadowclaw: It is now. I am the awesomest and I created that word.
Frosttalon: And Redstripe(the smart one)
Redstripe: Hello to you all. I am really thankful that-
Shadowclaw: Blah-blah-blah-blah-boring-stuff-blah.
Redstripe: ...
Frosttalon: In this show we send a random package-
Redstripe: Covered in titanium box and the receiver's paw is required.
Frosttalon: to a special guest.
Shadowclaw: CALL ME, NOW SHE-CATS!
Frosttalon: With a special surprise awaiting in the package!
Redstripe: Don't feed me coffee, catnip, chocolate or sodas. It makes me crazy.
Frosttalon: Anyway let's start the show. Redstripe who gets the package?
Redstripe: Brambleclaw gets the package let's see what he gets.
Shadowclaw: I hope it's a gun.
At fourtrees.
Brambleclaw: Hey what's that thing in the sky?
The package falls on his head causing him to collapse
Package: Pownage.
Shadowclaw: Ouch that has to hurt!
Redstripe: Considering all packages are sent in titanium boxes and since titanium is hard enough to-
Shadowclaw: blah-blah-blah you always act like the smart and annoying boy at suite life on deck.
Somewhere in the S...
Cody: I felt someone from around the world insulted me.
Facility
Frosttalon: Continue on
After an hour of waiting, Brambleclaw finally regained consciousness and found the metal package.
Brambleclaw: To Brambleclaw, wonder what's inside. *Opens the package and a metal machine appeared*
Shadowclaw: Hey wait a second...That's that nuclear bomb I was going to use!
Redstripe: Ah well too bad, he now owns it.
Shadefrost: Where were you going to use it?
Brambleclaw: I wonder what will happen if I press this button (Brambleclaw reaches for the button.)
Shadowclaw: PUT ON YOUR SUNGLASSES!
Shadowclaw and Frosttalon: *puts on sunglasses*
Restripe: Why?
A nuclear bomb detonates and devastates the Thunderclan territory.
Restripe: MY EYES!(Restripe rolled around and around)
Shadowclaw: Told ya.
Frosttalon: Shadowclaw call the medic. Let's see how Brambleclaw is doing.
Camera focuses on where Brambleclaw was awhile ago.
Frosttalon: Looks like he's dead.
Thunderclan...
Brambleclaw: I feel like I'm dying. That foul stench stinks.
Remains of the metal package: *container falls on Brambleclaw* I'm awesome.
Brambleclaw: OW! *faints*
Facility...
Redstripe: Yeah, I kinda changed the containments of the bomb you owned.
Shadowclaw: RESTRIPE!YOU KILLED HIM!
Restripe: Wha-what?
Frosttalon: Shadowclaw whatever you do don't-
Shadowclaw: I'm calling the cops! *dashes for the phone*
Frosttalon: okay show's done see ya!
Redstripe: What did I do?
Frosttalon: Also review. I assure more packages and humour on the next chapters.
Shadowclaw: What did you say about the chapter?