I do not know where this came from! But it's not Kurt and Blaine per say so I didn't put it in my other story "Courage". So here we are! This really made me laugh and it's kind of cracky. :P
Enjoy and please, R&R!
Jeff crouched behind a bookshelf and raised the walkie-talkie to his mouth.
"Hello Agent Three?" The blonde hissed. "Come in Agent Three!" The walkie-talkie crackled.
"Agent Six! What is your location?" Jeff grinned as he peered through the shelves to a table where Blaine was waiting for Kurt to show up.
"Behind the history books, shelf H-2. Prime location." Jeff dropped down suddenly as Blaine looked up curiously.
"Watch it, Agent Six! Lovesick Puppy almost saw you!" Wes' voice hissed through the device. Jeff rolled his eyes.
"Why did we give Blaine that nickname again?"
"Because Blaine is a lovesick puppy. Look at the way he's staring at his phone!" David's voice suddenly crackled through. Jeff leaned back on his heels and saw Wes and David gesturing madly at the curly-haired Warbler. Jeff got up from his spot on the floor and peered between the books. There was Blaine, making 'love eyes' at his phone.
"Courage, Kurt! Courage! Blah! Blah! Blah!" Nick mocked Blaine's voice (which was creepily accurate) and Jeff rolled his eyes once more before noticing a fashionable brunette walk in to the library.
"Warblers! Penguin has entered the building! Get into position!" Jeff grinned and reached down into his Dalton bag as he spoke.
"Warblers, I have the projectiles." Jeff caught Nick's eyes across the library and held up a bag of red and blue erasers. Nick held up a matching bag full. There was silence so Jeff figured that the Warblers had their bags full.
"Hey Kurt!" Jeff looked up and saw Kurt glance around nervously as he hugged Blaine.
"What's wrong?" Blaine asked pulling back and placing his hands on Kurt's shoulders.
"Bedroom eyes!" Jeff heard Thad whisper through the walkie-talkie. Jeff buried his face into the sleeve of his Dalton sweater to muffle his laughing.
"Are you sure it's okay for me to be here? Rachel almost threw a fit when I told her where I was going. She has this crazy idea that I am going to give all our secrets to you." Kurt said, sitting down across the table from Blaine. Jeff whispered, "Yes!" and threw a fist in the air. Kurt was in the perfect position to get pelted.
"Ready Warblers?"
"Ready Agent Six."
Jeff reached into his bag and took out a handful. Holding the handful in one hand, Jeff whipped an eraser at Blaine.
Two erasers, one red and one blue whizzed through the air like bullets. Jeff's eraser nailed Blaine in the side right before Nick's nailed Kurt in the arm. Both boys flinched, looking around wildly. Two more erasers flew through the air, Jeff's hitting Blaine in the leg and Nick's hitting Kurt on the chest as he turned. There was a moment of silence as Kurt and Blaine froze. Then suddenly...
"FIRE!"
Every Warbler burst out from their various positions and pelted the two boys with erasers. Blaine tried to duck from the Dalton colored erasers pelting him and Kurt leapt out of his chair and began pelting the boys back. Laughing wildly, Jeff chucked a handful at Blaine and Kurt. Apparently had given up, Blaine grabbed Kurt's hand and tugged him out of the library, leaving the insane group of uniform-clad boys behind them.
Please go check out my other story, "Courage". It's a collection of Klaine one-shots and tiny drabbles. I would love to have more readers. I don't update often because of RL but I'm writing something currently so that will be uploaded very soon!
Always,
Blaise
*Less Than Three*