Hulk Don't Wear Pants

by MAAFanfic

Hulk has decided to not wear pants anymore, leaving him completely naked. What will the rest of The Avengers say about this? This was based on an idea in my head and it's based on Marvel's The Avengers, with a bit of Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes thrown in. Warning: There is nudity, but nothing sexual or explicit. Rated T.

1. No More Pants

All rights go to Marvel Comics. Warning: There is nudity, but nothing sexual. Enjoy.

The Hulk was a strange individual. He was a giant, green rage monster who knew how to do one thing: SMASH. Hulk was forced to share a body with Bruce Banner, a weak human scientist. He also liked to talk in third-person. However, there was one thing that made Hulk interesting and that was his clothes, or lack of clothes. Whenever Bruce transformed into The Hulk, his shirt and shoes were ripped to shreds, but for some reason, his pants would stay on. This never made much sense to Hulk, because the pants he wore were never meant to stretch.

One day while in the Avengers Mansion, Hulk was in his room looking at his pants. He thought to himself "Does Hulk need pants? Hulk don't wear anything else." Hulk then took off his pants and threw them at the wall. He was now completely naked, but being naked never bothered him, because Hulk never cared about clothes. "This is much better. Hulk don't like wearing pants." said Hulk.

Tony Stark, aka Iron Man, went to Hulk's room to check up on him. "Hey Hulk, I was wondering what you were up to…uhhhh." said Tony. The last thing Tony expected to see that day was a naked Hulk. "Uh Hulk, where are your pants?" asked Tony. "Hulk don't like pants. No pants is better." said Hulk. Tony understood what Hulk was saying, but he didn't think Hulk understood why he needed to wear pants. "Look Hulk, I know you want to be naked and that's fine. I don't have a problem with that, but you're apart of The Avengers and we have to keep a good public image. Not only will your "green hammer" traumatize children, but you'll likely get in trouble with the law and you've a had a rough history with them." said Tony. "But what if Hulk only does it here? In the mansion? Hulk don't see a problem with that." said Hulk.

Tony thought about it for a minute and said "You know what? I'll have to talk to the other members of the team about it, but if they're cool with it, you can be naked 24/7." said Tony. Hulk was excited and hugged Tony. "Look Hulk, I'm fine with hugs, but I don't think I'm ready for naked Hulk hugs just yet." said Tony. Hulk understood and let Tony go. Tony then left Hulk's room and went to find the rest of The Avengers. "I hope this goes well." said Tony.

Hope you all enjoyed that chapter. This will be my longest story to date, since it should be longer than The Experiment. As of right now, I'll continue my Lucas' Underwear Summer stories, my Beast/Wolverine story, a new Shrek story, and hopefully a sequel to Beast Boy's Diaper. Other than that, I hope you all have a wonderful day. Bye for now.