DISCLAIMER: I don't own Pokemon, yadda, yadda, yadda.

The original song "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" is owned by Billy Corgan.

Note: I wrote this travesty of a parody in 2000, when I was all angsty, etc.

as well as being an über-Pokenerd. So forgive the overall horrificness of it.

However, it's really true to the original song.

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They act like they're vampires

Sent to drain

Take all your Pokes

And drive us all insane
So, what do they get

But plenty of pain

When they try to bag 'em

But get blown far away
Even though they know

They can't steal them, no

Just blast off and go

Annoy old OAAAK
Despite all their rage

They can't put my rat in a cage

Despite all their rage

They can't put my rat in a cage

They dream that they'll say

"Your Pikachu will never be saved!"

Hey, despite all their rage

They can't put my rat in a cage
James is despondent

Feel like abandoned Pokemo'

Then Meowth cries

"There's always next show!"
"What do you want?

Rocket-dan can't change

So, let's get going

And scream our motto today!"
But still they know

They won't catch 'em, no

They'll blast off and go

Annoy old OOOOAK
Despite all their rage

They can't put my rat in a cage

They'll beg and and they'll pray

Pikachu will appear someday

Despite all their rage

They can't put my rat in a cage
{Bridge}

Rocket-dan can't get 'em, no

Giovanni hates them so

At the end they'll blast off, oh

Got less money than the po'

Trying to steal is all they like to do
Despite all their rage

They can't put my rat in a cage
They really hope that their job can be saved

And they really hope that their job can be saved

They really hope that their job can be saved

Oh, they really hope that their job can be saaaved!

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Now, that was bad, ne? R+R this puppy. Let me know what you think of my early attempt at parody.

I promise you, my new stuff will be really good. Psychotically funny, even.