This is the first installment in my series of parody fics, CrazyTown! Now, on with the show!
I was just running around when, BAM! She appeared out of nowhere. "Do you want to play truth or dare?" she asked. "Of course," I replied.
They were already sitting in a circle when I Evanarrived. Okay, this is a little creepy. Natalie was sitting next to Dan, who in turn was sitting next to Ian. There was an empty space right in-between Ian and Evan, so I sat there. Both of them were staring at me.
Dan broke the silence and said, "I'll go first. Evan, truth or dare?"
"Dare," he replied.
"I dare you to play seven minutes in heaven with Natalie."
They left and the rest continued. It was finally my turn, so I asked Ian, "Hey Ian, truth or dare?"
"Truth, 'cuz I'm a wimp."
"O.K., who do you have a crush on, because I am a nosy freak."
"Ummmm, you?"
"Seriously, who?"
"Does this answer your question?" He then pulled me into a long deep kiss and then proceeded to ask me out, to which I obliged, since Natalie and Evan had been in the closet FAR too long.
After a long time, they came out, and we asked Natalie truth or dare.
"Truth," she replied.
"What happened in that closet?"
"We obviously made out! But you're too stupid and ugly to know that, aren't you! And stay away from my brother!"
"Sorry, but we're dating now." Ian said calmly.
With that Natalie disowned her brother, left in a hissy fit, and told Evan to meet her at Pizza Hut at 9:30 p.m. sharp. Ian finally asked Evan truth or dare, and Evan said truth, since he didn't want another make out session.
"Are you a vesper spy?"
With that Evan shot Ian with a dart gun that came out of who knows where and ran after Natalie. I kissed Ian until he woke up and we rode off into the sunset with Dan vomiting behind us.
A/N: How was that? I need reviews so I can know whether or not to continue CrazyTown. It was obviously a parody of truth or dare fanfics, so don't flame about that, it is a parody! I need constructive criticism.