Disclaimer: I don't not own Harry Potter or Draco Malfoy or Fergalcious.

A/N: Something I came up with one day while listening to my one playlist, enjoy. Song is Fergalicious by Fergie

A Normal Day…Or Is It?

Intro

Dumbledore, being the great mastermind that he was, had made a plan for a little fun before the Christmas break…and what better than some meddling with our favorite students? Dumbledore sat there chuckling to himself as breakfast began to assemble in the great hall. Everyone was almost all finally sitting down, and now it was time for the first of the show. Last night he had Dobby put a music potion into two groups of Slytherin and Gryffindor drinks, and the potion should be taking effect …right …about ….now. The grand entrance doors swung open, Draco Malfoy in the lead of a group of Slytherins with a serious look on his face.

"Dracolicious definition make them boys go loco. They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo, you could see me, you can't squeeze me. I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy. I got reasons why I tease 'em, boys just come and go like seasons. Dracolicious" Draco Malfoy sang out, flipping his blonde hair out

"So delicious." Crabbe and Goyle sang in the background. The whole hall was silent

"But I ain't promiscuous, and if you was suspicious…all that shit is fictitious. I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh). That puts them boys on rock, rock, And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got." Draco sang out again, swaying his hips and blowing kisses, somewhere a girl passes out.

"So delicious."

"It's hot, hot."

"So delicious." Crabbe and Goyle sang, siding along their friend.

"I put them boys on rock, rock."

"So delicious."

"They wanna taste of what I got." Draco sang boldly smiling. A Gryffindor was shocked he could smile…

"Dracolicious"

"T-T-T-T-Tasty, tasty."

"Dracolicious def-, Dracolicious def-, Dracolicious def-...Dracolicious definition make them boys go crazy, they always claim they know me. Comin' to me call me Drakey," "Hey Stacy" Pansy said from behind him somewhere.

"I'm the D to the R, A, C the O. And can't no other wizard put it down like me." Draco sang out, jumping on the nearest table, "I'm Dracolicious."

"So delicious" Crabbe and Goyle sang from somewhere down the table

"My body stay vicious, I be up in the gym just working on my fitness. He's my witness." Draco said, showing one of his muscular arms from seven years of Quidditch.

"Oooh wee" Pansy sang, looking like she was going to faint.

"I put yo' boy on rock rock, and he be lining down the block just to watch what I got," Draco sang, pointing to…Cho?! Dumbledore laughed, he always loved a good foreshadowing. Draco, Crabbe, and Goyle went back to sing the "So delicious" part before Draco hopped off the table he was on and headed towards…Gryffindor.

"Baby, baby, baby, if you really want me, honey get some patience. Maybe then you'll get a taste, I'll be tasty, tasty, I'll be laced with lacey. It's so tasty, tasty, It'll make you crazy" Draco sang in a higher voice pointing to someone at the Gryffindor table. The room was once again shocked, but couldn't figure out who he was pointing to. Whispers came among the tables.

"T to the A to the S T E Y boy you tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y boy you tasty
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the, to the, to the, hit it Draco." Pansy sang, as Draco nodded.

"All the time I turn around brotha's gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my (uuhh). I just wanna say it now, I ain't tryin to round up drama little mama, I don't wanna take your man," Draco sang, this time looking somewhat pointedly at..Ginny Weasley. Ron Weasley's face turned bright red, and his best friend Harry Potter had to cool him down without laughing.

"And I know I'm comin off just a little bit conceited, and I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it. But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele…Cuz' they say he…" Draco started turning towards his friends, "Delicious."

"So delicious." Crabbe and Goyle sang again.

"But I ain't promiscuous, and if you was suspicious…all that shit is fictitious. I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh). That puts them boys on rock, rock, and they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got). It's so delicious."

"Aye, aye, aye, aye."

"So delicious," Draco belted out, shaking his hips to the beat.

"Aye, aye, aye, aye."

"So delicious."

"Aye, aye, aye, aye." Crabbe and Goyle sang one last time.

"I'm Dracolicious." Draco said, posing at the front of the hall again, and then slyly moved to his seat and put his robes on again. Half of the great hall either a. clapped or b. laughed while the other half sat there in stunned silence.

"Well, that was wonderfully done. Thank you Mr. Malfoy. Now please return to your meals, classes will be starting soon." Dumbledore announced. Afterwards kids started finishing eating and headed off to class.

"This is why you needed the music potion I am guessing?" Snape asked with a look of feigned disgust on his face.

"Why of course, just a little Christmas fun is all." Dumbledore said with a hearty laugh, "Now off to class with you Severus, it's a Gryffindor Slytherin one!" Snape growled before Dumbledore skipped off to somewhere…