Disclaimer: I own nothing; it all belongs to J.K.Rowling. I'm just borrowing the characters to play with for a while. This is for pleasure only, no profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Til Death Do Us Part:
Intro Rap
This is a totally weird Harry Potter rap so bear with me for a while… OK? This is an intro to my new book.
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Scene: That spooky graveyard in the 4th movie.
Voldemort has Harry pinned against a humungous gravestone.
Voldemort (spoken): Harry Potter… I have you at last. Any last words?
Harry (spoken): No, I'm good.
Voldemort (spoken): Good… because I do!
Voldemort rips off his dark clothes and a red jersey, baggy pants, a sideways, and tight bling-bling are underneath. The death eaters are behind him. A microphone and a hip-hop beat appear out of nowhere.
Voldemort (rapped): Yo, Harry Potter, this is hard to say.
Knowing this, you will feel the same way.
I killed Riddle, took over his body.
Just in time to go to Hogwarts School, everybody.
Look, Harry Potter, now, I am your father.
That stupid James Potter ain't—
Harry (also rapped): Oh, bother.
Voldemort (spoken): Huh?
Harry (spoken): Yo, wait up, Home Fry. You ain't my father. I don't look a thing like you.
Voldemort (spoken): Isn't it obvious?
Harry (spoken): Well… I suppose so… alright, continue.
Voldemort (spoken): Oh… where was I? I don't remember…. Oh, well, join me or die.
Harry (spoken): Ok. I'll join you.
Voldemort (spoken): Really? Oh. What now? We still have 3 more books to do… I know! Lets go kill people!
Harry (spoken): Ok. Lets start with you. AVADA KADAVRA!
Voldemort:
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Ok, I know that was beyond weird, but that's not what the rest of the book is about. Ok? Read the book. Its really good.