BroFiction
Bro
Here I am again…writing my dairy…alone. Well, dear dairy. I was looking for a friend but unfortunately, I found no one. As I was closing my book, I heard a door open just across the hallway. I turned my head around the corner to see what I was. Or who is was? Maybe it could be a friend. Maybe it could be him.
Pewdie
Ha, It's a good day with no-one freaky creatures showing their… Never mind, but I really need to Stephano. I'm so lonely, no-one to talk to. Le sigh… I wish I could be like the homeless guy, a wheelchair and all that. I do hate walking.
Bro
I was walking to the noise of the door opening, and suddenly, I saw a golden figure sitting on a chair. But the chair had something strange about him, he had a… moustache. It was pretty weird so, I went to have a look. I picked up the golden statue, with a flashy sword and armour. Gosh, I wish I was rich like him. Whilst I was dreaming, I felt a short stabbing in my hand. I felt relieved, like looking at a family re-union. I miss my family. All my sisters and brothers. But my brothers were really dirty-minded, showing his enormous penis to everyone. But that was before the detectives came, before we got taken from our homes, by a man named. Felix. I hate that name, Felix, the destroyer of our species. One day, I will find him!
Pewdie
As I was trying to open this door, I heard a cry for help; Like a Stephano cry. I have never heard Stephano shout for help before. I stopped. And I ran towards the sound of his cry, running and running. Hearing my best friend cry was breaking my heart. Soon, the cry died down, and I reached the door. I saw him, the bro. I thought they were gone. Grandpa said they were all gone, they were legends. Slowly, I was crawling back to the entrance. I turned. I stopped.I….I….
Bro
I heard it, a door rattling, it could be him. As I turned, a yell came from that gold statue; I quickly looked at him, covering his breath so he won't blow my position. Hearing footsteps coming closer, I hid behind the bookshelf, waiting for 'the man' to come. Oh no, he's seen me! I must run to surprise him again!
Pewdie
I…I… I never knew, how pretty you looked bro! Why is he running, I'm not going to hurt him. Why did he hurt Stephano? If he wants to love…. I can love him. But Why? But Why? He's squeezing my arm, tightly. His chest is coming closer to me… stephano? What's happening…Stephan…*help me*…*stephano*