Welcome to Blobbiton
It was a clear sunny after noon in blobbiton and Froyo, son of yoyo was
sleeping in the green green grass of happiness, on the pillow on pleasure
and under the duvet of peace. Sadly, Froyo didn't know this, he thought
he was just sleeping. The peaceful atmosphere was shattered by a bang,
followas by a rustle in the trees, Froyo immediately awoke.
"Argh!"
cried Froyo as a giant apricot landed on his head. Froyo lifted the giant
apricot and wiped the sickening sticky mess off his face, after he had
done this he opened his eyes and again he cried "Argh!" Right infront of
him was a giant thing, Froyo jumped back, then realising the thing had
arms and legs and quite a large stomach (no offence to anyone at all, i
myself am fat, but i make up for it in hilarity and happiness) Froyo
realised that it was in fact his friend Sam-wise gangrene. This was not a
fair name to call Sam as he was neither wise, nor did he have gangrene,
he was in fact, just stupid, with a lisp. (again, no insult, i also have
a lisp, oh how unfortunate a creature like me should ever live. heehee
"oh, hi Sam. how are you today?"
"Massssster Froyo, I be not too well. sssssssir. The chickensssss are
eating my pygmy ssssssssssshrewsssssss."
"They are are they sam?"
"yes."
"oh.ok."
Froyo and Sam walked side by side over the hill and looked down over the
miniature villages of blobbiton. Froyo sighed
"It is such a lovely day Sam, I feel almost unhappy to leave my tree that
i was sleeping under"
"You wassssss sssssssssleeping under a tree massssssssster?"
"yes"
"why massssssssster?"
"Because thats what the script told me to do... I mean! because it is
such a nice day."
Masssssssster?"
"yes sam?"
"whatssssss a ssssssscript?"
"its a piece of paper with words on it"
"oh."
It was a clear sunny after noon in blobbiton and Froyo, son of yoyo was
sleeping in the green green grass of happiness, on the pillow on pleasure
and under the duvet of peace. Sadly, Froyo didn't know this, he thought
he was just sleeping. The peaceful atmosphere was shattered by a bang,
followas by a rustle in the trees, Froyo immediately awoke.
"Argh!"
cried Froyo as a giant apricot landed on his head. Froyo lifted the giant
apricot and wiped the sickening sticky mess off his face, after he had
done this he opened his eyes and again he cried "Argh!" Right infront of
him was a giant thing, Froyo jumped back, then realising the thing had
arms and legs and quite a large stomach (no offence to anyone at all, i
myself am fat, but i make up for it in hilarity and happiness) Froyo
realised that it was in fact his friend Sam-wise gangrene. This was not a
fair name to call Sam as he was neither wise, nor did he have gangrene,
he was in fact, just stupid, with a lisp. (again, no insult, i also have
a lisp, oh how unfortunate a creature like me should ever live. heehee
"oh, hi Sam. how are you today?"
"Massssster Froyo, I be not too well. sssssssir. The chickensssss are
eating my pygmy ssssssssssshrewsssssss."
"They are are they sam?"
"yes."
"oh.ok."
Froyo and Sam walked side by side over the hill and looked down over the
miniature villages of blobbiton. Froyo sighed
"It is such a lovely day Sam, I feel almost unhappy to leave my tree that
i was sleeping under"
"You wassssss sssssssssleeping under a tree massssssssster?"
"yes"
"why massssssssster?"
"Because thats what the script told me to do... I mean! because it is
such a nice day."
Masssssssster?"
"yes sam?"
"whatssssss a ssssssscript?"
"its a piece of paper with words on it"
"oh."