A PogorikiFan10 Production
Presents
A Lifty and Shifty Cartoon
Lifty and Shifty's Pranks A Lot
Starring…
Lifty and Shifty
Catchy
Almost there…
[at House of Magic, Pranks and Jokes]
Shifty: Well, guys, here it is. The House of Magic, Pranks and Jokes. The greatest storage home in Toon Town. All the greatest pranksters and magicians came here.
Lifty: Yeah, this is where I got my gag Peanut Brittle can! [shows a can of Peanut Brittle]
Catchy: Alright, Peanut Brittle! Gimmie! [tries to open the can]
Shifty: Catchy, wait, it's a booby trap, remember?
Catchy: Nice try, Raccoon Brothers, but it's not gonna work this time. I'm gonna have some of your delicious Peanut Brittle! [he opens the can, and fake purple snakes pop out] What the heck?! Where's the Peanut Brittle?!
Lifty: [laughs] That gets funnier every time you say it, Catchy. Come on, let's go inside.
Catchy: [irritated] Darn it! [Lifty and Shifty enter and smell the air]
Shifty: Ah...nothing compares to the smell of cheap plastic novelty items. Pranks, gags, and gross-out toys as far as the eye can see! [he walks down an aisle] Isn't it everything I said it would be, guys?
Lifty: Uh, Shifty…
Catchy: Hey, Peanut Brittle! [a bunch of fake snakes pop out] Oh, darn it, not again! [Lifty and Shifty laugh]
Salem: Good to see you, Lifty and Shifty. How are my number-one best friends doing?
Lifty: Oh great, Salem. This is our friend Catchy.
Shifty: Yeah, he wants to become a prankster too.
Salem: Well, pleasure to meet you, Catchy. [shakes Catchy hand but he has a buzzer so it shocks Catchy] That's your first lesson son, the granddaddy of all pranks. The joy buzzer.
Catchy: I don't get it.
Salem: You don't have to get it! The prank is for the enjoyment of the prankster.
Shifty: You see, Catchy, Salem here is the master. We've learned all we know about potions, jokes, pranks and spells from a spell book.
Lifty: Ok, Salem, let's see what you've found.
Salem: Well, I found this just this morning. [shows package of gum] Have some gum. [Catchy chews the gum but then his head explodes] Ha! Exploding chewing gum. It's classic.
Catchy: [His head is gone] I don't get it.
Shifty: What can we find?
Salem: Well, I found this fake gag dollar. [shows a fake dollar] Fool your friends into thinking you've got a real dollar.
Shifty and Catchy: Money?
Lifty: Guys, he said it's fake. [Shifty and Catchy groan] What else have you got?
Salem: A whoopie cushion?
Lifty: Nah.
Salem: Fake vomit!
Shifty: No.
Salem: Real vomit?
Lifty and Shifty: Ew!
Catchy: Don't you have anything good?
Salem: Well, there is one prank that is a real spell. [Shows spell card] The Spirit Card!
Lifty and Shifty: Wow! A Spirit Card!
Catchy: I can see it now.
Lifty: Gee, guys, just think of the pranks we could pull with this!
Salem: Good choice. Now be careful with that card, boys. It has supernatural powers.
Lifty: Thanks, Salem! [Lifty, Shifty and Catchy are now outside]
Shifty: Here it is, guys. The ultimate prank. The Spirit Card!
Catchy: What are we gonna do with it?
Lifty: I know! I know! We'll go turn the park bench invisible and then sit on it, and when people walk by, we'll be floating in mid-air! [all three think about sitting on an invisible bench, surrounded by people]
Shifty: Yeah! Now that's the ultimate prank! Good idea, Lifty! [gives a thumbs up]
Lifty: Well, let's get started. [Catchy puts on a white kimono and a ghost cap]
Catchy: OK, I'm ready.
Shifty: Any particular reason you're wearing it?
Catchy: Well, we wanna float in midair, right?
Lifty: That it does, Catchy, that it does! Good thinking. Here, hold this a second. [Catchy takes the card while Lifty puts a white kimono and ghost cap on]
Shifty: [sighs] Oh well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. [puts on a white kimono and ghost cap around his fedora] Ok, Catchy, give me the can.
Catchy: Sure.
Lifty: Hold on. Since turning the park bench invisible was my idea, I should get to do it.
Shifty: Lifty, turning the park bench invisible was may be your idea, but I'm the boss of you and Catchy.
Catchy: Yeah, but at least I'm not related to you guys.
Lifty and Shifty: [take the card] Give me that thing! [try to get the card to work. Suddenly, they used the card on their wallets on accident and those disappear]
Lifty: Hey, the Spirit Card works! [Cheerilee's class comes along]
Cheerilee: And on your right, if you look, you'll see three cosplayers fighting over a card. [a group of fillies laugh]
Shifty: Oh my gosh, guys, help me find our wallets!
Lifty: You got it! [Catchy uses the card on Lifty's hand and it disappears]
Catchy: I gotta hand it to you, Lifty. You look kinda funny. [Catchy laughs]
Lifty: Righty! Where are you? No one messes with Righty! [takes the card] We'll see how you like it! [uses the card on Catchy making a hole in the middle of his body] Kind of gives you an empty feeling, huh? [Catchy takes the card]
Catchy: Yeah. [uses the card on one of Shifty's eyes] I see what you mean! [Shifty takes a turn at the card]
Shifty: No guts, no glory! [he and Lifty laugh]
Narrator: Several bad puns later... [Lifty, Shifty and Catchy are ghosts; they are ghostly white with wispy tails as they are transparent]
Ghost Catchy: Hey, I think this thing has made us look funny!
Ghost Lifty: I think it turned us into ghosts.
Ghost Shifty: Oh no, it can't be! How are we going to pull off the ultimate prank? Thanks a lot, guys, you used it on us!
Ghost Lifty: Hey, I think I found our wallets. [Ghost Shifty hits Ghost Lifty] Ow!
Ghost Catchy: Oh, forget the wallets, guys. Let's get home and find a spell to change us back. [all three start to fly off somewhere together]
Ghost Lifty: Hey Shifty, do you know what time it is?
Ghost Shifty: Oh sure, it's...half past invisible!
Catchy: Gee, it's getting late. [they disappear and fly up to a stranger, Cuddles]
Ghost Lifty: Let's ask this guy. Excuse me sir, but do you have the time?
Cuddles: Sure. [looks at his watch] It's, uhh, ten to three.
Ghost Shifty: Thank you.
Cuddles: Don't mention it. [turns around to notice no one is there]
Ghost Catchy: Don't mention what?
Cuddles: Uhh, who said that? [Ghost Lifty, Ghost Shifty and Ghost Catchy appeared]
Ghost Catchy: Us. [he cries]
Cuddles: GHOSTS! [he runs away from them; his eyes pop out]
Cuddles' eyes: Aaah! [they jump into a car and drive away]
Ghost Catchy: Hey, we're not ghosts, it's us, Lifty, Shifty and Catchy! Well, the nerve of that guy and his driving eyeballs.
Ghost Shifty: Dude, we're ghosts, remember? How come nobody recognized us?
Ghost Lifty: Wait a second, guys. My brain just hatched an idea!
Ghost Catchy: Lay it on us.
Ghost Lifty: OK, we're ghosts, right?
Ghost Shifty: Yeah.
Ghost Lifty: If Cuddles didn't recognize us, we could haunt everybody in Toon Town! Oh, it's the ultimate prank! [all three laugh slyly]
Ghost Shifty: Let's go scare us some suckers.
[At Twilight Sparkle's house, she is reading a book until she hears a noise. She checks to see what it is, but nothing is there]
Twilight: Well, that's funny. I thought I heard voices. Huh? I thought I left that glass of apple juice on the table. And didn't I toss that old lamp out yesterday? And since when did I acquire all these portraits of Spike?! [Spike came by]
Spike: Hey, I heard that! At least I do look good in these portraits. [Ghost Lifty, Ghost Shifty and Ghost Catchy are wearing white sheets over their heads]
Ghosts: Ooooooh! We're ghosts! Ooooooooooh! [Twilight laughs]
Twilight: I knew it was you three! Alright, joke's over. Take off the sheets. [uses her magic to pull off the sheets and notices that Lifty, Shifty and Catchy are ghosts]
Ghosts: Boo! [Twilight and Spike screams]
Spike: It is ghosts!
Twilight and Spike: AAAH! [they both ran out of the house as far away as possible]
Ghosts: [laugh slyly]
Ghost Lifty: Boy, we really scared her! [leave Twilight Sparkle's house]
Ghost Catchy: Who's gonna be our next victim?
Ghost Shifty: A better question would be, who isn't?
[At Miku Hatsune's House]
Miku: Double Dark Light Diet Cake! [laughs] You will soon be mine. [Cake is eaten out of nowhere. Ghost Catchy appears as his face is covered in cake so he wipes it off]
Ghost Catchy: Sorry, toots! [Ghost Lifty and Ghost Shifty appear next to him]
Ghost Lifty: Yeah, that cake was really good.
Miku: Oh! [runs out of the house] Ghooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosts!
[At Mickey Mouse's house, where he is painting]
Mickey: Huh? [the paintbrush he was using is floating in the air and is painting where Mickey was a mustache under his nose]
Ghosts: [appear behind Mickey] Oooooh! [Mickey run through a wall and out of the house as far away as possible]
Mickey: Ghosts!
[At Alfred F. Jones a.k.a. America's house, where he was gonna eat until the ghosts appeared behind him]
Ghosts: [laugh slyly]
Alfred: Ghosts! [screams while falling off the chair]
Toothy: Ghosts!
Fluttershy: Ghosts!
Serena: Ghosts!
Teto: Ghosts!
Kirby : Poyo.
Konata: [sitting on a chair] Ghosts!
[Later...]
Ghosts: [laugh slyly]
Ghost Lifty: [all three are reading a newspaper] It's official! We're the greatest pranksters ever. The whole town doesn't recognize us because we're ghosts.
Ghost Catchy: Yeah.
Ghost Shifty: There's only one guy left to scare, and we'll have pranked everybody in Toon Town. [title of an article says 'Pogoriki Last To Be Haunted! Says, 'I ain't afraid of no ghosts'] Pogoriki… [he and Ghost Lifty laugh]
Ghost Catchy: It says he isn't scared of ghosts.
Ghost Lifty: We'll see about that!
[At Pogoriki's house, where he and Pogalinariki were spying through some blinds]
Pogoriki: Ghosts? Ha! I ain't afraid of no ghosts!
Pogalinariki: But I am.
Pogoriki: Nonsense. I know that a ghost won't come near a riki as long as he or she is wearing a spotted neckerchief. [grabs a handkerchief for Pogalinariki] And a dried up fairy. [shows ashes of fairy] And a bit of gold never hurt. [shows a gold necklace with a heart on it for Pogalinariki] But to be on the safe side, You will also be wearing that skirt in a Maldon knot. [rope is attached] I'll also get your legs braced. And now you'll be all wrapped up in a suit of anti-ghost armor. And if none of this stuff works, I've got you a secret weapon, the Specter Deflector! [shows a paddle with a ball on a string] Besides, ghosts can't scare me.
Pogalinariki: [in anti-ghost armor] I guess you're right.
Pogoriki: So just try and get us, you ghosts! Bring it on. [lights black-out] That's funny. I'll be right back. [leaves to find a candle]
Pogalinariki: Hello? [hears sly laughter]
Ghosts: Booooooh! Poooogoooo!
Pogalinariki: Wha...? [a couple things begin to float]
Ghost Lifty: Pogo, we've come to haunt you! [hits a ball]
Pogalinariki: No! You got it all wrong! I'm not Pogo, I'm his sister, Pogalina! Stay back! I'm well armed.
Ghosts: Oooooooh!
Pogalinariki: I'm warning you!
Ghosts: Oooooooooh! [a pair of scissors cuts the ball off the paddle Pogalinariki was using]
Pogalinariki: Pogo, help... [Ghost Lifty, Ghost Shifty and Ghost Catchy appeared behind her]
Ghosts: Boo!
Pogalinariki: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! [Pogoriki hears a scream]
Pogoriki: Pogalina?
Pogalinariki: I gotta get out of here! [runs into a door]
Ghost Lifty: You can't escape, Pogo. We've glued the door shut.
Pogalinariki: You'll never get me! Brother! [tries to run to the window but gets thrown back into a table]
Ghost Catchy: Nice try, Pogo, but we replaced all the glass with rubber. [the ghosts laugh slyly]
Pogalinariki: Help me! [Pogalinariki dives into the toilet but gets stuck]
Ghost Shifty: Too late, Pogo. We've already Cloooggged All The Toooiiiiillleeeetttts! [shown all the stalls are stuffed with toilet paper. Pogalinariki cowers in a corner]
Pogalinariki: Please, brother, save me from these ghosts so they can leave me be!
[Outside…]
Chikoriki: But ghosts don't exist.
Pogoriki: Relax, Chiko. Those ghosts can't catch us. They got my sister, so let's get 'em!
[Inside…]
Ghost Shifty: [laughs] We got him good, boys.
Ghost Catchy: Are you sure? Because Pogo sounds like his little sister.
Ghost Lifty: Wait, guys, I've got one more idea. [to Pogalinariki] You're going to pay, Pogo!
Pogalinariki: No, spirits, please! [skateboard is floating]
Ghost Lifty: Pay! Pay! [a lighted match almost lights up the dollar]
Pogalinariki: No! That's my brother's skateboard! [cries]
Ghosts: [laugh slyly]
Pogoriki: [bursts open the door as he and Chikoriki came in] Surrender, you evil spirits!
Chikoriki: Yeah, please.
Ghosts: Boo! [Chikoriki screams as the ghosts laugh slyly]
Pogoriki: [recognized the ghosts with their laughs, their appearance, despite of the kimonos and caps, and their trademark grin and realized who these ghosts were as he smirked evilly] Well well well, if it isn't Lifty, Shifty and Catchy!
Pogalinariki and Chikoriki: Lifty, Shifty and Catchy?!
Ghost Lifty and Shifty: I know not these names which you speak!
Ghost Catchy: Uhh, guys? Guys, Pogo had already recognized us, and we scared his sister.
Ghost Lifty and Shifty: Uh-oh.
Pogoriki: So you three are the Toon Town Ghosts.
Ghost Lifty: We're really sorry, Pogo. Please don't chop us into little pieces and eat em!
Pogoriki: Hey, come on boys, I'm hip! Chiko and I pulled our share of pranks on Rosariki last week. Had me some laughs. That's what we did tonight, right? We had a good laugh. Come on, laugh with me! [all laugh]
Chikoriki: Uhh, any particular reason you boys are ghosts?
Ghost Shifty: [shows the three rikis the Spirit Card] The Spirit Card is what turned me, Lifty and Catchy into ghosts. [Rikis laugh]
Pogalinariki: Course it does!
Pogoriki: Yeah. Well, you three better hurry home, before someone screams at you in horror.
Ghost Lifty: Yeah, I think Shifty and I would die of embarrassment if that happened.
Ghost Catchy: Me too.
Pogoriki: Woo, now we wouldn't want that, would we? It's getting late now. You three pranksters better get going.
Ghosts: Pogoriki, thanks for being such a good sport. You too, guys. [went through the wall]
Pogalinariki: Don't mention it.
Chikoriki: Don't mention what?
Ghost Lifty: That Pogoriki, always looking out for us.
Ghost Shifty: I know. What a guy.
Ghost Catchy: Yeah. [a white, round light shines on the three]
Evil Wikky: [off-screen] The Toon Town Weekly presents... Live Weirdo Cosplaying Pranksters! [turns out he was here] Starring the Toon Town Ghosts. [everyone laughs and cheers as Lifty, Shifty and Catchy hug each other, screaming]
Pogoriki: [he, Pogalinariki and Chikoriki laugh] That's what you get for scaring everyriki! [Evil Wikky laughs as well]
Ghost Lifty and Shifty: Catchy!
Ghost Catchy: Yeah?
Ghost Lifty: We should have got the whoopie cushion!