Dragonmage27: A quick nonsense crack drabble I did. This might be the start of a drabble series for KHR. Haha, this is officially the shortest thing I have ever written. Hmm...this means I just might suceed in the whole drabble business...

Disclaimer: I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn!


Misinterpretation

Dino stopped dead in his tracks with Romario when they heard a strange noise coming from the door. Hibari Kyouya, who was walking behind him scowled at his former tutor when the Cavallone boss stopped. The members of the Mafioso listened as they continued to hear odd noises from behind the door.

Lots of grunting, growling and ...wait was that a moan?

Dino's face turned bright red as the recognizable rough voice of Gokudera Hayato screamed out, "DAMN YOU BASEBALL IDIOT! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! FASTER!"

Hibari Kyouya, who never liked being left out, said with a strangely curious tone, "What are they doing?"

Dino, who looked a bit startled with the question, was left with a tough decision. How did you explain sex to a teenager who was only morbidly obsessed with killing, fighting and biting people to death? "Uh...well you see Kyouya... Yamamoto and Gokudera are err...engaging in a physical training that involves a lot of endurance and uh...control."

Hibari looked thoughtful for a while. "It sounds a bit painful."

"Yes...it is, on some level, for the uh...weaker party?"

"Hm...Let's try this training sometime."

Romario attempted to hide a chuckle as Dino choked while trying to stammer out a reply.


Dragonmage27: Well...I hoped you enjoyed that...extremely short piece? Sadly, everything else is on hiatus until I finish my Japanese summer project and since school is starting soon, get my life straightened out before future projects are to be worked on. Thanks for reading!