A Bit Too Much To Drink

OKAY! First off I like to say, I'm back. I've been gone for YEARS! To be honest, I totally forgot about this site, and all my old stories have gone to waste. Second, I like to stay my writing style has changed a bit, it's a bit darker and more eerie, not adventurous like before. Thirdly, this is my first stories in about two years, so go easy on the reviews! Thanks a ton!

~vgmaster1596~

Disclaimer: I do not own any of Nintendo's property; this story was made purely for entertainment.

"The trouble started at nine." I thought as I sipped my Ginger Ale. I had a pounding heading, a massive stomachache, and Link was sleeping next to me, half naked. I knew that the party would bring trouble, but not this much. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom, undressed, and took a shower. I turned on the cold water, hoping to sober myself up a bit. I'll admit, I had a bit too much to drink, but I had self-control, unlike the others. My mind was hazy and I couldn't remember exactly what happened, except for the blood on the floor. I went into a flashback.

"Should I call a doctor?" I said frantically, noticing the pool of blood on the floor.

"Yes, I don't think anyone here can heal injuries this serious!" Samus said.

I shook my head and snapped out of the flashback. I turned off the shower and put on my robe. I walked into the other room and grabbed a pink shirt and some yoga pants. I got dressed and went downstairs.

"Morning Zelda." Peach said as she took a sip of her coffee.

"Morning Peach." I said as I poured myself some coffee. I sat down next to her and could tell she was at unease. "Peach, I know this must be hard but…" she cut me off

"…But what, Zelda? He is in critical condition, and you know as well as I do that his survival chances are very slim."

"Believe me Peach, I know, but if it wasn't for me, he'd be dead." It was true, if it weren't for me deflected one of the bullets with my magic, Mario would be dead. Peach finished her coffee and went upstairs. I sat down on the couch, drank a little bit of my coffee, and thought about the party. I went into another flashback.

"Zelda, are you okay, you seem a bit off." Link said

"I'm…I'm…fine…ju…just a bit tipsy…that's all." I said as I giggled. I was heavily intoxicated, but I didn't care, I was having a good time. I grabbed another glass of vodka and sat down on the couch. Link sat next to me, his face had a very worried expression on it. I glanced at the time, it was 6 O'clock.

I heard a loud crash and it shook me from my flashback. Link had fallen down the stairs. I ran to help him up, but he had already gotten himself up. "Are you okay?" I asked him.

"Ya, I'm fine, thanks." He walked over to the coffee pot and poured himself some. We walked back to the couch, and he turned on the TV. The news was on and at that moment, Link did a spit take. Across the screen it read:

BREAKING NEWS: Two Smashers, Marth and Roy, who died last night, believed to be by accidental causes, were actually murdered.

I was in utter shock, who would want to kill those two boys. Moments later, police arrived and that's when the mayhem started. A bunch of the smashers argued that there was no need for the police to be here and that the media was wrong. Link and I tried to stay out of it, until the press swarmed in and started taking pictures. One grabbed my chest, and my immediate reaction was to punch him in the face, which I did. The cameramen backed away as my face was red with anger. Link took me up to our room and shut the door behind us.

"What are they doing here? None of us did anything!" I exclaimed.

"I know that babe, but now they already have suspicion of you." Link said

"He grabbed my fucking chest, what was I supposed to do, let him go to town with it?" I said. My emotions were flaring, I was so angry at myself, the media, and everyone else right now. I took in a few deep breathes and then relaxed, letting my emotions get back in order.

"I'm going to go back downstairs to see if I can get any info on the case." He said as he kissed my lips. He left the room, and I sank down in the bed. I thought hard as I drifted into another flashback.

"Hey hon, are you okay now." Link said.

"Ya, I'm fine." I said groggily. I looked at the clock, it was eight thirty. I got up and realized that I must have passed out. I looked around; I saw a few of the younger smasher playing spin the bottle, Samus was in a bikini, dancing like a stripper, Marth, Roy, and Ike were arguing over who was sexier, Captain Falcon and Gannondorf were having a drinking contest, and Master Hand and Crazy Hand were supervising the whole thing. Link asked if I wanted anything, I told him I was a bit hungry but I was going with him. So we got off the couch and made our way through the crowd. As we reached the kitchen, I met a plastered Wario, stumbling across the floor.

"You know, Zelda, you have an amazing rack." He said as his words slurred together.

"Fuck off, you little pervert" I replied. He just smirked and pulled down my pants. "You fucking asshole!" I said as I punched him square in the nose. He fell to the floor unconscious. Link had a smile in his face, and I couldn't exactly figure out why, but it didn't bother me so I shrugged it off. We both grabbed a sandwich, and made our way back through the crowd. We sat down on the couch again, and I took a bite out of my sandwich. I was starving so I ate the whole thing in about thirty seconds.

"Wow, Zel, you really know how to eat." Link said.

"Thanks, I guess." I looked at the clock again, it was eight fifty. "Link, I'm gonna go to the room for a sec, I need something from my purse." I walked up the stairs and down the small hallway and entered the room. I grabbed my purse and took out my money and my car keys. I walked out of the room when I heard a loud thump. A few shrieks followed, and I ran back down to the party floor.

As I arrived, everyone looked at me and said "SHE DID IT!" Link ran to me and tried to defend me. I still hadn't put everything together. I pushed Link aside and noticed the pool of blood surrounding Marth and Roy.

I heard the door slam and I snapped back to reality.

"I have bad news" Link said

"What is it?"

"They are postponing the all-star matches until the murder is solved."

"What? They can't do that!"

"Apparently they can, but I figured something out. Why would someone just randomly kill Marth and Roy? I thought about it; whoever did this is one of us. Think about it, whoever killed them knew that it would postpone all-stars, giving them more time to practice. Also, Marth and Roy are strong opponents, killing them would give the murderer a slight upper hand. Plus, to make matters worse, I don't think the killer will stop until all the strong competitors are eliminated…permanently."

"That makes perfect sense, except for one thing."

"What is that?"

"All the all-stars are amazing fighters; the weaker ones weren't place in the brackets."

"Think about it this way, the weaker all-stars would want eliminate the top players, correct."

"Correct."

"Plus, the winner gets two million bucks and the key to the mansion."

"So, there is our motive, and a list of suspects and you can cross off yourself and myself because you were at the opposite end of the room and I was in our room grabbing my purse."

"Umm, about that Zelda…"

"What? You don't think I'm the killer, do you?"

"Well, you were upstairs when it happened, you could have pushed them down."

"I can't believe you…you…you son of a bitch! After all we've been through!"

"Babe, it's not like that it just…"

"But what? You know what, get out, now!" I used my powers and shoved him out the door and locked it behind him. My emotions were flaring and so were my powers. Bolts of energy started shooting throughout the room until eventually I went into a power overdrive and passed out. Another flashback entered my mind.

I looked at the clock and it was eleven. The paramedics had already taken the bodies away and almost everyone went to bed. Master Hand called Link, Samus, Mario, Peach, and myself to the office room. He told us that we have to keep an eye on the mansion, since we were the best and loyalist fighters. He dismissed us and told us to return to our rooms.

On our way back, I heard Peach scream "Don't shoot us, please!" I teleported to the front of the hallway, and created a magic barrier to deflect the bullets. The figured stopped fire, and disappeared, but Mario was already injured, two shots to each of his shoulders and one to his stomach. We took him to the infirmary, then left. I stumbled into bed and fell asleep.

So, what do you think of it so far? Few things I want to point out. Number one, this is an Introduction, so that's why it's really short. Second, the more reviews I get; the more likely I am to write more of the story (I don't like wasting my time for something no one likes). Thirdly, I'm going to ask you, the readers, to say who you want to be in the all-star lineup. If you want your opinion voiced, please feel free to comment or message me with your list of people. My only two notes are that you include:

Zelda

Link

Peach

Samus

Mario

And that you have a total of 15 people (including the five listed above) THANKS AGAIN!

~vgmaster1596