(A/N: I love the wobbly headed bob cartoons in the Johnny the homicidal maniac comics. I hope
you guys like this piece....please R&R)
Wobbly Headed Bob
Wobbly Bob walks down into the middle of the town.
*sniff* "Ahhh...I can smell the stink of ignorance."
He stands on the top of the fountain where all the citizens are.
"HEAR ME!! All you dim witted morons must listen and learn!! In this wretched life all YOU can
hope for is to have at least a miniscule amount of the knowledge that I can give to you!!!"
He looked around and everyone of the citizens had a blank stare.
"Roll your tongues back into your mouths!! Listen to my mighty words and let your mind expand!!!
Not too much though for then your huge head would explode..."
They all just looked at him. Then a little kid said, "I'm goin' home...I WANT MY MOMMY!!"
Then Wobbly headed bob said, " YOur 'mommy' cannot save you from ignorance! You must stay and
learn of the things you must know!!"
"I found a booger..." he heard in the background.
"YOU SEEEE!!! THAT is why you ALL need my help!" He started "teaching" them. Then they all
started screaming things like "AHHHHH MY BRAIN HURTS!!" "MY HEAD IS GONNA EXPLOOOOOOOOODE!!!"
and other such nonsense.
"Yes, YES!! That is right! You all see the errors of your ways!!"
They burned the town down and all that was left was Wobbly headed Bob standing on the fountain.
*tear*
"I'm all alone again..."
END
(A/N: I am also working on a LotR spoof called Lord of the Cheese: Fellowship of the Cheese...
what do you people think about that?)
you guys like this piece....please R&R)
Wobbly Headed Bob
Wobbly Bob walks down into the middle of the town.
*sniff* "Ahhh...I can smell the stink of ignorance."
He stands on the top of the fountain where all the citizens are.
"HEAR ME!! All you dim witted morons must listen and learn!! In this wretched life all YOU can
hope for is to have at least a miniscule amount of the knowledge that I can give to you!!!"
He looked around and everyone of the citizens had a blank stare.
"Roll your tongues back into your mouths!! Listen to my mighty words and let your mind expand!!!
Not too much though for then your huge head would explode..."
They all just looked at him. Then a little kid said, "I'm goin' home...I WANT MY MOMMY!!"
Then Wobbly headed bob said, " YOur 'mommy' cannot save you from ignorance! You must stay and
learn of the things you must know!!"
"I found a booger..." he heard in the background.
"YOU SEEEE!!! THAT is why you ALL need my help!" He started "teaching" them. Then they all
started screaming things like "AHHHHH MY BRAIN HURTS!!" "MY HEAD IS GONNA EXPLOOOOOOOOODE!!!"
and other such nonsense.
"Yes, YES!! That is right! You all see the errors of your ways!!"
They burned the town down and all that was left was Wobbly headed Bob standing on the fountain.
*tear*
"I'm all alone again..."
END
(A/N: I am also working on a LotR spoof called Lord of the Cheese: Fellowship of the Cheese...
what do you people think about that?)