Contest: Twilight of Craigslist AD Contest (Part I)
Title: CASTING CALL for new NBC show
Rating: M
Word Count (minus A/N and header): 218
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WANTED! Actors and extras for new NBC TV show –New York City-
Date: 2011-10-22
Reply to: desperate (at) nbc (dot) com
Are you a fan of NBC's fall line-up? Probably not, judging by the latest Nielsen figures. Seriously. Most of you only tune in by accident, like when your fat husband goes to turn the volume up but his fingers are so fat that he can't help but mash the surrounding buttons. You end up watching "Whitney" on mute and wish you could kill yourself. Some of you like "Up All Night", but we've already axed "The Playboy Club" and "Free Agents."
In other words, we suck – and not in a good way. That's why we're currently developing a sexy new show called "I'm a Free Agent and I Was Up All Night Doing Whitney at the Playboy Club." Bom-chicka-wow-wow, right?
This has to work. We're low on fresh ideas here at NBC, and the industry doesn't seem to respect us enough to help us out. In fact, we're still hating on Whitney Cummings for co-creating "2 Broke Girls" and giving it to CBS (bitch).
So, if you're aged between 18 and 25, and aren't talented enough to be on a real network, drop by the NBC Experience Store at Rockefeller Center and audition on the spot!
Note: Unsuccessful applicants may or may not be coerced into watching NBC shows in order to jack up ratings during sweeps
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