A poem on how Sima Yi fights Zhuge Liang at Wu Zhang Plains,composed because of boredom.
Zhuge Liang's last days. Does Sima Yi have anything to tell him?
Or does he just want to crash his skull with newly-polished claws,never to see his rival again?
Despite the bad English,I hope you can find out
Wandering through
The plains of Wu Zhang...
Now,where are you?
Don't hide,Zhuge Liang.
Your army is few.
Your health is so poor.
Kongming where are you?
I'm searching the moor,
The forest,the swamp...
I'm better than you,
'Cause you are so dumb...
You beat Zhou Yu.
You beat Cao Pi.
You beat everyone,
But you'll never beat me.
Aha,there you sit!
You're waving your fan...
Don't fight me,admit:
You're loosing again!
Surrender to me,
Your life will be spared.
Wei's winning,you see.
Shu can't be compared.
You have missed your chance.
There's nowhere to go.
I can see your glance,
Your feelings I know.
I'm wearing your gift,
I'm lookin' so cool...
My movement is swift,
And you can't move,fool!
I'm wearing your dress,
Whatever you do,
Come look at me,yes,
You know you want to...
Wow. It has been years
Since Weions have won!
And I shall not fear
Usurping the throne.
I won't be so odd.
I won't have a lover.
I won't serve my lord
'Till my life is over.
I'm a treacherous guy.
I'm a real badass.
And don't ask me why,
For you should have guessed.
Now you're at my feet.
You're looking so dull...
This moment is sweet...
Should I crash your skull?..
Wait,why are you pale?
What's up with the face?
Do you need a tale?
Or my loving embrace?..
I'm calling Heal-Wagon!
I'm nearly through...
Don't die,Sleeping Dragon!
I can't live without you!