*-*-*-*-*-Last night...-*-*-*-*-*
Last night...we took Kuririn to a couple of bars. Just to make him feel better about Marron. Gokuu found him actually crying about her. Again. When she broke up with him the poor little guy took it pretty hard.
Gokuu looked him in the eye and asked him if he would like it if we tried to hook him up with a nice girl.
Kuririn said sure. So we picked a date and loaded one of my big ass capsule corp. trucks with all our buddies that wanted to go. See? I'm proud that I'm such a good friend. Gokuu and I figured that we just needed to get a couple of quarts into him and show him that he can still have fun without her. He would feel better even if we didn't find him a date.
Guess who else Gokuu, Yamcha, Tein, Pu'ar, and I managed to get him to come to the bar with us. We brought Vegeta too. I think it was because Gokuu knew that we might need someone to drive us home or something.
Not that I minded or anything. I mean...he's just of a prick but he's got like a kind of cool twisted sense of humor. Not that I pay attention to Vegeta. I mean he's not even my height or anything. He's got some killer muscles but all of them do. Anyway...It was so funny watching Gokuu with a few drinks in him trying to get Vegeta to get have a beer.
"Kakarrot...I don't want to drink your weakling...uh...drink."
"Come on Vegeta...look...I'll get a little parasal for you."
"I don't want it!"
"Come on...Vegeta...please?"
"No."
"It tastes good. Doesn't it Bulma? See Bulma is man enough to drink the beer and she's even a girl."
"No. Kakarrot. This is so stupid! My father would be so angry with me if he knew that I was...in a lowly bar...with you earthlings and a lower class saiyjin."
Gokuu slammed him on the back and said in a sing song voice. "MINE TOO!"
"Come on...I'll let you kiss my wife if you take one sip."
"Ha. She's not even here."
"Oh..."
It was funny you know. We brought the prick just for fun. He came along because my parents where out at dinner, and Vegeta broke the gravity machine. (It's their anniversery. I thought dad needed a break. )
Oh. Speaking of pricks like Vegeta...
Yamcha.
He is such an asshole. Our relationship is so over. I can't wait until he comes crawling back. Then I can kick him or...bunch him or...something. I don't know what yet.
I was going to try to get Gokuu to kick his ass but then...Gokuu's his friend too and that would turn out weird.
Stupid Yamcha. Give the guy two brewskies and he's off.
"Hey'ya! Sexy! How's it going?"
"I lost my phone number can I have yours?"
I thought I was going to marry him. I really did.
He even hit on Pu'ar because Pu'ar sounds all girly and giggly when Pu'ar is drunk. I don't think he should have brought Pu'ar anyway, because Pu'ar isn't old enough to drink.
He broke up with me five minutes later.
*-*-*-*-*-This morning-*-*-*-*-*
When you wake up after a night of clubbing with your male friends and you are in your underwear it's never a good sign. Least of all when you live in the same huge house as your mom and dad. I can't stress that enough.
And we aren't in my room. No.
I say WE because I hear snoring.
I don't even want to look at who else is in bed with me. Oh kami. I remember being upset about Yamcha last night but...this?
I hope it doesn't seem a little...Slutty? It sounds that way.
Oh Kami. I hope it was a guy from the bar...not one of my friends...I hope I hope I hope...
I mean...Out of Tien who is bald...Gokuu who is married and has a kid...Yamcha who is the meanest person alive...Kuririn whose short and recovering from a serious relationship or...Vegeta who lives in the same house...who would you choose?
Oh Kami...we are in Vegeta's room.
Crap. I hope he doesn't like try to kill me. Just when it got to the point where I could be in a room with Vegeta and it not feel weird...I had to go and...do this. Damn.
OK...Right now...I am looking around for my pants. Where did I put the damn things? Hell. I don't even remember. Actually...all of last night was kind of a blur. What did I drink?
"Woman?"
Oh kami he's awake.
"Nani?" I ask. Good responce. Maybe if I act like I'm still out of it...he wouldn't think I'm a slut...or...something. I turn around and face him...He's wearing the samething he was wearing last night.
How did that happen?
"I...wanted to tell you that..." he's blushing? Ha ha. He's turning bright red. Maybe it's because I'm in my underwear.
"Hai?" This is getting good.
"That...we didn't do anything..." Hmm. Am I...disappointed? No no...that's sad. I mean...I wouldn't want to uh...do this with Vegeta. I mean...he's Vegeta.
Right?
"Oh?" I ask looking at him. "Why...am I in my underwear in your room then?" He's blushing majorly now. HA HA! Take that!
"Kakarott...he asked me to take care of you when we where going home. You where upset about..."
"Yamcha?" Oh yeah...Yamcha.
"And...you tripped in a puddle. Ok? I didn't want to leave you alone and you where soaked."
Kami he's still blushing. Could his face turn any redder? Seriously. It's like a tomato. I wonder what he would do if I told him he looked cute?
"Oh." Did I just sound disappointed? No no no...crap. He raised an eyebrow. Damn it.
Put your eyebrow backdown.
He chuckles.
"Vegeta...tell me something..." I say looking at him. So he stayed with me all night?
"Yes?" He askes. He sounds annoyed. He always sounds annoyed.
"Last night..." Ha ha. He looks interested.
"Yes?"
"Which I don't remember too well by the way..."
"Yes?"
"Ok...I'm just wondering...but did you have any thing to drink? Because Gokuu was trying pretty-."
Vegeta looks at me and...oh Kami he's laughing! I made him laugh!
"No. Kakarrot got bored with that and went over to help Kuririn find a date..."
"Oh. I forgot about Kuririn..." Kami my head hurts. I'm an awful friend we went there to help Kuririn and I totally forgot about the guy.
"They didn't find anyone...if that's what you are wondering. You'd better go get dressed."
"Yeah."
Last night...we took Kuririn to a couple of bars. Just to make him feel better about Marron. Gokuu found him actually crying about her. Again. When she broke up with him the poor little guy took it pretty hard.
Gokuu looked him in the eye and asked him if he would like it if we tried to hook him up with a nice girl.
Kuririn said sure. So we picked a date and loaded one of my big ass capsule corp. trucks with all our buddies that wanted to go. See? I'm proud that I'm such a good friend. Gokuu and I figured that we just needed to get a couple of quarts into him and show him that he can still have fun without her. He would feel better even if we didn't find him a date.
Guess who else Gokuu, Yamcha, Tein, Pu'ar, and I managed to get him to come to the bar with us. We brought Vegeta too. I think it was because Gokuu knew that we might need someone to drive us home or something.
Not that I minded or anything. I mean...he's just of a prick but he's got like a kind of cool twisted sense of humor. Not that I pay attention to Vegeta. I mean he's not even my height or anything. He's got some killer muscles but all of them do. Anyway...It was so funny watching Gokuu with a few drinks in him trying to get Vegeta to get have a beer.
"Kakarrot...I don't want to drink your weakling...uh...drink."
"Come on Vegeta...look...I'll get a little parasal for you."
"I don't want it!"
"Come on...Vegeta...please?"
"No."
"It tastes good. Doesn't it Bulma? See Bulma is man enough to drink the beer and she's even a girl."
"No. Kakarrot. This is so stupid! My father would be so angry with me if he knew that I was...in a lowly bar...with you earthlings and a lower class saiyjin."
Gokuu slammed him on the back and said in a sing song voice. "MINE TOO!"
"Come on...I'll let you kiss my wife if you take one sip."
"Ha. She's not even here."
"Oh..."
It was funny you know. We brought the prick just for fun. He came along because my parents where out at dinner, and Vegeta broke the gravity machine. (It's their anniversery. I thought dad needed a break. )
Oh. Speaking of pricks like Vegeta...
Yamcha.
He is such an asshole. Our relationship is so over. I can't wait until he comes crawling back. Then I can kick him or...bunch him or...something. I don't know what yet.
I was going to try to get Gokuu to kick his ass but then...Gokuu's his friend too and that would turn out weird.
Stupid Yamcha. Give the guy two brewskies and he's off.
"Hey'ya! Sexy! How's it going?"
"I lost my phone number can I have yours?"
I thought I was going to marry him. I really did.
He even hit on Pu'ar because Pu'ar sounds all girly and giggly when Pu'ar is drunk. I don't think he should have brought Pu'ar anyway, because Pu'ar isn't old enough to drink.
He broke up with me five minutes later.
*-*-*-*-*-This morning-*-*-*-*-*
When you wake up after a night of clubbing with your male friends and you are in your underwear it's never a good sign. Least of all when you live in the same huge house as your mom and dad. I can't stress that enough.
And we aren't in my room. No.
I say WE because I hear snoring.
I don't even want to look at who else is in bed with me. Oh kami. I remember being upset about Yamcha last night but...this?
I hope it doesn't seem a little...Slutty? It sounds that way.
Oh Kami. I hope it was a guy from the bar...not one of my friends...I hope I hope I hope...
I mean...Out of Tien who is bald...Gokuu who is married and has a kid...Yamcha who is the meanest person alive...Kuririn whose short and recovering from a serious relationship or...Vegeta who lives in the same house...who would you choose?
Oh Kami...we are in Vegeta's room.
Crap. I hope he doesn't like try to kill me. Just when it got to the point where I could be in a room with Vegeta and it not feel weird...I had to go and...do this. Damn.
OK...Right now...I am looking around for my pants. Where did I put the damn things? Hell. I don't even remember. Actually...all of last night was kind of a blur. What did I drink?
"Woman?"
Oh kami he's awake.
"Nani?" I ask. Good responce. Maybe if I act like I'm still out of it...he wouldn't think I'm a slut...or...something. I turn around and face him...He's wearing the samething he was wearing last night.
How did that happen?
"I...wanted to tell you that..." he's blushing? Ha ha. He's turning bright red. Maybe it's because I'm in my underwear.
"Hai?" This is getting good.
"That...we didn't do anything..." Hmm. Am I...disappointed? No no...that's sad. I mean...I wouldn't want to uh...do this with Vegeta. I mean...he's Vegeta.
Right?
"Oh?" I ask looking at him. "Why...am I in my underwear in your room then?" He's blushing majorly now. HA HA! Take that!
"Kakarott...he asked me to take care of you when we where going home. You where upset about..."
"Yamcha?" Oh yeah...Yamcha.
"And...you tripped in a puddle. Ok? I didn't want to leave you alone and you where soaked."
Kami he's still blushing. Could his face turn any redder? Seriously. It's like a tomato. I wonder what he would do if I told him he looked cute?
"Oh." Did I just sound disappointed? No no no...crap. He raised an eyebrow. Damn it.
Put your eyebrow backdown.
He chuckles.
"Vegeta...tell me something..." I say looking at him. So he stayed with me all night?
"Yes?" He askes. He sounds annoyed. He always sounds annoyed.
"Last night..." Ha ha. He looks interested.
"Yes?"
"Which I don't remember too well by the way..."
"Yes?"
"Ok...I'm just wondering...but did you have any thing to drink? Because Gokuu was trying pretty-."
Vegeta looks at me and...oh Kami he's laughing! I made him laugh!
"No. Kakarrot got bored with that and went over to help Kuririn find a date..."
"Oh. I forgot about Kuririn..." Kami my head hurts. I'm an awful friend we went there to help Kuririn and I totally forgot about the guy.
"They didn't find anyone...if that's what you are wondering. You'd better go get dressed."
"Yeah."