Title: Waiting on Boromir.

By: RogueCajun

Genre: General/ Parody.

Summary: Parody of a Steve Azar song. But not a happy parody. Faramir centric.

Rating: Pg.

Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR. I do not own Steve Azar's song: 'Waitin' on Joe.'

Random Quote: "Then it is forfeit." –Faramir

A/n: Can anyone guess the significance of the numbers below? I'll tell you the answer at the end of this. Man, this was hard to write. It took me forever to get the words to fit with the tune and I cried while writing it. Maybe it's not that sad, maybe I'm just a LOTR fanatic who's obsessed with Faramir and is a sucker for sad Faramir centric tales, who knows?

Well, to make a long story short.

Random reader: Too late.

Enjoy the result of my sweat and tears!

3791 3791 3791 3791 3791 3791 3791 3791 3791

We're supposed to guard Osgiliath from the Orcs of Mordor

But Father sent Boromir on a mission to Rivendell

Now he's counting on me to keep out borders clean

One weak link could cause our defenses to fall

Since our lead has up and gone.

I'm waiting on Boromir to return from Rivendell

Because he's the warrior that I will never be

And there's no way I can lead these men alone

But at Father's request I'll guard the shores of Gondor

And wait on Boromir.

The men are leaving for Osgiliath to set up camp and establish a perimeter

If that Orc horn blows then the orc's blood will flow

If only I could be more like my brother I could make father proud

But I'm not like that.

And so I'm waiting on Boromir to return from Rivendell

Because he's the warrior that I will never be

And there's no way I can lead these men alone

But at Father's request I'll guard the shores of Gondor

And wait on Boromir.

And he joined a Fellowship

To help destroy the one ring

I'm not one to worry but I've got a real bad feeling this time

'Cause I found his horn in the Anduin.

And the Halfling said that he didn't fall in vain

He tried to beat Saruman's Uruk-Hai

My life will never be the same

I didn't even tell my brother goodbye

And I wish somehow he could send me a sign.

I'm waiting on Boromir to return from Rivendell

Because he's the warrior that I will never be

And there's no way I can lead these men alone

But at Father's request I'll guard the shores of Gondor

And wait on Boromir.

3791 3791 3791 3791 3791 3791 3791 3791 3791

A/n: So? What do you think?

About the numbers,

3 rings for Elven Kings.

7 for the Dwarflords.

9 for mortal men.

1 for the Dark Lord.

And thus we get my divider number. 3791.

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