Disclaimer: I own nothing but the Idea of this little crack-fic tale.
I was bored during my free periods as a counselor at summer camp, so I decided to write up an order of power for fictional beings. This little not quite story is the result.
Within the Omniverse, there is a certain order of power, one which is generally followed unanimously, with very few exceptions.
At the top of this order are the SOLDIERs of the rank of First and second class. Being on with the very essence of their planet, their power is nearly absolute. Chuck Norris, however, is the only being known to have enough power to defeat any of the SOLDIERs.
Next are wizards and SeeDs, along with Jinchuurikis and Keyblade Masters. These beings, while a far way off from SOLDIERs, are still very powerful in their own right.
After these being come the Ninjas, Pirates, Jedi, Ninja-Pirates, Benders, and, surprisingly, Chuck Norris jokes. Ninjas have there stealth, Pirates their coolness, Jedi their tech, Ninja-Pirates just plain kick ass, Benders can, well, bend stuff, and Chuck Norris jokes are so annoying that its surprising that they're this weak.
The former being the median of all power, we now move on to the weak fools and exceptions. At the height of below average power comes the Moogle. These teddy bear like fiends, while still weak, are far more powerful than those below it. However, contrary to popular belief, they do not taste like marshmallow.
Below the Moogle is none other than one Eragon the Dragon Rider. A power in his world (the people in his world are weak, as they lack characterization), he nonetheless will undoubtedly get his ass handed to him by a Moogle. And the Moogle need not even break a sweat to do so.
Hard to believe as it is, there is a being in the universe that could be weaker than Eragon, who gets his ass handed to him by a Moogle. Yes, the weakest, most useless being in the Omniverse is… Haruno Sakura. A useless ninja, she is the sole exception to the placement of non-Jinchuuriki ninjas in there powerlevel. And her hair is pink… pink!!!! So its obvious that not only is she weak, but she is evil as well!!!!!
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