[Two people arrive in a dark abandoned construction site. One is a boy and the other is a girl. The boy is around sixteen and the girl is around thirteen. The girl has a monkey tail. Slung over the boy's back is a sword. The boy's name is Trunks and the girl's name is Jessica. Jessica peers at a map.]

Jessica: Trunks! We made a few wrong turns with your mom's dimension tuner! Now how are we supposed to get to the past?!

Trunks: Well, my mother thought this would be easier to use than a time machine. This is the first time we've used it, so there was no guarantee that there wouldn't be a couple of bugs in it.

[Jessica and Trunks hear a rustling behind them. They look at each other.]

Jessica: Uhh.Trunks.What was that?

Trunks: I dunno.

[Trunks is cut off by a yoma jumping out and charging at them from behind a pile of rocks. It begins to head towards him.]

Jessica: Trunks! Behind you!

[Trunks turns around and pulls out his sword. He tries to cut the yoma in half but it knocks away the sword. It grabs onto his arm and begins to steal his energy.]

Jessica: Trunks!

[Jessica charges at the yoma and punches it in the face. In surprise, the yoma let's go of Trunks and Trunks falls to the ground.]

Jessica: Time to finish you!

[Jessica shoots up into the air and looks like she is about to do a masenko blast and gathers her ki. The ball of ki in her hands takes shape and takes shape of a dragon.]

Jessica: KI DRAGON BLAST!!!

[The blast hits the yoma straight on and a dust cloud arises. Jessica appears beside Trunks and picks him up. She flies up to a steal beam and lays him on it. The dust cloud clears and the yoma is still standing, unphased. Jessica's eyes widen.]

Jessica: What?! That's my most powerful attack! No way it could withstand it!

[The yoma looks around and then looks up. It sees Jessica. Jessica and the yoma suddenly hear a voice.]

Voice: Stop right there! I stand for love and justice, I'm Sailor Moon! And in behalf of the moon, I shall punish you!

[Jessica sweat drops.]

Jessica [thinking to herself]: And I thought Gohan's Saiyaman speeches were lame.

[A figure leaps down from a steel beam with remarkable agility. She is wearing a fuku and her hair is up in two buns with hair streaming down from them.]

Jessica: Listen, you'd better get out of here!

[Sailor Moon looks up at the figure floating about five stories up. The yoma prepares to attack and Sailor Moon turns her attention back to it.]

Yoma: So, Sailor Moon, bout time you showed up.

[The yoma fires a ki blast on Sailor Moon. She dodged but tripped over a rock. The yoma prepared to fire another ki blast at Sailor Moon.]

Voice: Neptune.Deep.Submerge!

[A ball of greenish-blue ki hits the yoma. Another girl in a fuku appears.]

Girl: Sailor Moon! Attack now!

[Sailor Moon stands up and takes out her scepter. She begins to spin around.]

Sailor Moon: Moon.Scepter.Elimination!

[Pink hearts blast out of the wand and hits the yoma. Jessica amazedly watches as the yoma is turned to dust. Sailor Moon looks up at her.]

Sailor Moon: All right, Nega-sleeze! Who are you working for?!"

Jessica [muttering to self]: Nega-sleeze?! What in the world is that?! [Yells down to Sailor Moon] I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about!

[Jessica lands in front of Sailor Moon. More girls in fukus arrive. Jessica looks at the uniformed girls.]

Jessica: Uhh.What is this exactly? A club or something?

Sailor Moon: What?! A club?! We are the Sailor Scouts, defenders of love and justice!

[Jessica sweat drops.]

Jessica: Uhh.I heard that already.

Girl in red fuku: Enough talk! Lets just get her before she causes more trouble!

[All the girls nod in agreement.]

Girl in red fuku: Mars.Flame.Sniper!

[Jessica sees the fire arrow and grabs it while it is a few inches away from her chest. With effort, she points it in a different direction and lets it go flying off.]

Girl in dark blue fuku: Mercury.Shine.Aqua.Rhapsody!

[Jessica crosses her arms over her face as a blast of icy-cold water washes over her.]

Jessica: Hey! What's the big idea?! Now my gi's all wet.

Girl in dark blue fuku: What do we do now?! That attack didn't effect her in the least!

[All of the girls sweat dropped]

Girl in orange fuku: Uhh.Mercury.you're the one with the computer.remember.?

Mercury aka girl in dark blue fuku: Oh right.[pulls out a tiny, hand-held computer]

Girl in orange fuku: Venus.Love and Beauty Shock!

[Jessica sees the chain of orange hearts flying at her. She knocks them into a different direction.]

Jessica: Uhh.Is that supposed to be an attack?

Girl in dark green fuku: Let me try! Jupiter.Oak.Evolution!

[Jessica crosses her arms over her face as sharp, electric leaves fly at her.]

Girl in yellow fuku: Maybe something stronger will work.Uranus.World.Shaking!

[Jessica dodges the blast of gold ki.]

Girl in teal fuku: Neptune.Deep.Submerge!

[Jessica dodges the blast only to come face to face with a small girl in a pink, yellow, and white fuku. The girl points a little wand with a pink, heart-shaped gem in it at Jessica's face.]

Small girl [yelling]: Pink.Sugar.Heart.Attack!

[Nothing happens. The little girl raps her knuckles on the gem. Jessica and the girl sweat drops.]

Small Girl: Uhh.Hello? Pink Sugar?

[Suddenly little pink hearts shoot out of the wand. Jessica dodges them.]

Jessica: Um.this is kinda lame.I think I'll be going now.

[With that, she flies up into the air and picks up Trunks. She flies off.]

Jessica, calling from a distance: Bye, whoever you guys are.!

[Mercury looks up from her computer.]

Mercury: I finally found her weak spo.Oh, oops.the battle's already over.sorry.

[All of the other girls sweat drop.]