I'm Bananas For Your Mushroom

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Donkey Kong and Toadette realize that they like each other more than what appears on the surface. Obviously, this leads to a predicament most of the other Mario characters can't believe.

1. Chapter 1

Donkey Kong was enjoying his ripe bananas at the Cloudtop Cruise as Toadette skipped by, noticing the brown furred gorilla on the white, puffy clouds.

"Hey DK! Are those bananas really yummy?" Toadette asked as she placed her hands down on her dress, smiling as usual.

Donkey Kong nodded as he gulped down his banana, facing Toadette. "Yeah. They're absolutely delicious. I don't know what I would do without these delicious bananas."

"...Can I have one?" Toadette asked as she held her hands together, blinking.

Donkey Kong stared at Toadette in confusion, raising another banana. "You mean... you want this?"

"No, silly..." Toadette giggled as she blushed, lowering her eyes. "Not that banana..."

Donkey Kong could only be confused for the next moment as Toadette suddenly hugged him, the ape confused on what to do as the pink pigtailed, humanoid mushroom girl kissed him on the lips. Dropping the banana he was holding, Donkey Kong then hugged Toadette in response, giving Toadette a kiss in return, mouth to mouth.

"This... feels a bit wrong," Donkey Kong remarked as he pulled away from Toadette, rubbing the back of his head with his right hand. "I mean, I have a girlfriend... sort of, in Candy Kong... I think it's wrong if I'm kissing you behind her back..."

"Well, she hasn't been exactly relevant for a while now." Toadette pointed out as she smiled, her eyes lowered. "Plus, from what I heard about you from the Smashers, you seem to be having a current thing with Jigglypuff..."

"How did you know about that?" Donkey Kong remarked as Toadette kissed him again, with DK shrugging as he decided to accept this weird kind of courtship Toadette was giving him.

Meanwhile, Dry Bowser was riding on the Wiggler ATV, performing a time trial on the Cloudtop Cruise, briefly glancing to his right as he noticed Donkey Kong and Toadette hugging and kissing each other. The skeletal reptile shook his head in disbelief as he approached the wooden airship.

'Ugh... what is wrong with that girl?" Dry Bowser remarked, knowing that Toadette was behind this strange predicament.