Author's note: This Fanfic is going to be reasonably short (unless due to unforeseeable circumstances this story develops much further than I've planned it to, heheh), hence the very short chapters.

But anyway, enjoy :D

Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim, and no profit is being made by any of my fanfics, nor shall they. If you have a problem with that, I shall steal your cupcake from your while you sleep, and then I shall feed the cupcake to my Moose.

New Plans and Stolen Donuts

"Incoming transmission from…"

"Zim," The Tallest groaned in unison, interrupting the green-eyed Irken at the controls.

Tallest Red passed a weary three-fingered hand across his face.

"You never know," Purple turned to Red, his eyes lighting up. "He might be in pain."

Purple grinned as he relived the time when they'd called Zim up on Probing Day, only to see Zim's brains being sucked out by a giant squid. But Red soon burst that happy memory with two words.

"Probably not." Red gritted his teeth.

"Send the transmission through," Purple sighed, as Zim's head soon filled the screen in front of them.

Purple sighed again. "He's not in pain," he muttered wearily under his breath. In fact far from it, Zim was practically bursting at the seams with excitement.

"My Tallest," He cried at the screen. "I have a new diabolical plan in which to unleash destruction and doooom on the earth!"

"That's great Zim," Red stated habitually, slumping back into his chair. "But um…we have another call, again…" Red motioned for the transmission to be cut, but Zim's voice jumped in ahead of him.

"W-wait My Tallest! For this new plan to work, I was hoping maybe I could ask for a –"

"Whatever it is Zim, it's a no." Red growled. "We're too busy right now."

Zim seemed to be taking no notice and carried on as if he hadn't heard. "…And when will I get my battle-tanks you promised me for passing the Hobo-13 –?"

The transmission was cut.

Purple sighed and stretched back on his seat. "Silence, at last," he said, peacefully. Then he shot a glance at Red. "Hey! You stole my donuts!"

"Diiithhh nothhh!" Red said, mouth full of donut.

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