HELLO EVERYBODY! Dragonlover71491 here!

This is another Naruto fic.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the song "Cuban Pete"; they belong to their original creators/owners, NOT TO ME!

"Sasuke Is Cuban Pete"

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Thoughts Lyrics

It was another typical day in Konoha, the sun was shining, the birds were singing, and Sasuke was once again running away from his fan girls.

"SASUKE! WE LOVE YOU!"

"SASUKE, MARRY ME!"

"SASUKE! LET ME HELP YOU REVIVE THE UCHIHA CLAN!"

'Good lord, not again!' Sasuke thought.

Sasuke was running and making turns to try and elude the determined females. Finally, he found himself at a dead end, completely trapped. He turned around and stared in horror as the horrible beasts drew closer.

'This is it, I'm done for.' He thought. But then he remembered his escape plan, right now seemed like a good time to test it out.

'Here goes nothing.' He made a few hand signs and concentrated his chakra.

"Cuban-no-jutsu!"

He disappeared in a cloud of smoke and reappeared behind his fangirls, only, he wasn't wearing his usual clothes. He was in a pair of white pants, a light blue shirt, and he was wearing satin shoes. Then he pulled out a set of maracas from his belt, and went into a dance routine and started singing.

They call me Cuban Pete. I'm the king of the rumba beat.

When I play the maracas I go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom

Yes sir, I'm Cuban Pete. I'm the craze of my native street.

When I start to dance, everything goes chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom

The senoritas they sing and then they swing with terampero-

It's very nice, so full of spice.

And when they dance in they bring a happy ring that era keros-

Singin' a song, all the daylong.

So if you like the beat, take a lesson from Cuban Pete

And I'll teach you to chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom.

The girls squealed in delight as Sasuke shook his booty, making several of them faint. One of them burst out into song as she went up to Sasuke.

He's really a modest guy, although he's the hottest guy

In Havana, in havana.

Sasuke turned to her as he continued to shake the maracas, breaking back into song himself.

Si, sinorita I know that you would like to chicky-boom-chick

It's very nice, so full of spice.

I'll place my hand on your hip, and if you will just give me your hand

Then we shall try – just you and I. I-yi-yi!

So if you like the beat, take a lesson from Cuban Pete

And I'll teach you to chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom.

He then started a conga line, taking the lead as his fan girls lined up behind him. After leading them back into the center of town, he broke away from them, going into a jazz routine as he hiked up his pants and started sliding and swishing his hips. His fan girls imitated his moves, loving every minute of it.

Shake Your Booty, Daddy, Wow!

See ya!

Sasuke then ran away again, his possessed fans chasing after him. But what they failed to notice is that Sasuke was up in a tree, smirking at the deluded females that were chasing a clone of himself.

'Result: jutsu works like a charm.'

With that thought, Sasuke left and went back to his house. He was feeling very pleased with himself, nothing could ruin it.

"SASUKE!"

'NOT AGAIN! WHY ME?!'

So Sasuke was once again on the run. Looks like he'll need to think of another escape plan.

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Dragonlover71491: Finished!

Sasuke: I'm…going…to…kill…you.

Dragonlover71491: Uh oh! Reviews are welcome. (Runs as Sasuke tries to fry me!)