Space Ghost Coast to Coast Therepy Blues
It was a normal day on the ghost planet when Dr. Ruth came in for an appointment with Space Ghost.
Zorak opened the door.
"Hello I am Dr. Ruth I am selling Herbal Essences"
"We don't need any go away you freak!"
And then Space Ghost hailed from the intercom
"Moltar, has my shipment of herbal essences arrived yet?"
"Uh, come on in." (Zorak)
And so Dr. Ruth came in and headed towards Space Ghost's office. Zorak secretly bugged her blouse
so he and Moltar could listen in. Once there she seated herself
and took out a notepad.
"Did the Herbal Essences fool them?"
"No one suspects a thing Space Ghost, now tell me about your troubles."
"Well it all started a month ago."
"yes?"
*flashback*
Space Ghost sat at his desk reading national geographics and fantasizing about Zorak in a lacey
red teddy sprawled on his desk. Suddenly in the fantasy Zorak unzipped himself in back and Brak's
father walked out of his body. Then Moltar pushed the button to bring on the next guest startling
Space Ghost as he dropped his national geographic and fell out of his chair.
"Moltar, how many times have I told you not to do that when I'm reading?"
*end flashback*
"I see, so do you fantasize about this giant mantis often?"
"Oh yes, all the time, When i eat my morning toast and feed my pet shark."
"And what kind of fantasies do you have about this Mantis?"
"Well once I fantasized that we were smoking in bed and then he ate me."
"Oh, do you mean in a sexual way?"
"No, he just rolled over and starting eating me limb by limb."
"I see and this occured after having Sex?"
"Well yes, and he tore up my ass."
"I see."
Meanwhile back on the set...
Birdman was trying to take over the show as Zorak and Moltar listened in with shock on Space
Ghost.
"Birdman!"
"Shut up Birdman!" (Zorak)
Elvira waltzed thoogh with Chad and Lokar started trying to do a documentary on it.
"Hey, I'm supposed to be running the show today." (Birdman)
"I said shut up Birdman."
"But its my turn to be famous."
"One Fruity super Hero is enough."
And Zorak ate him.
Back in the office...
"And what did you say to Moltar in your dreams?"
"I'm on fire for you baby."
"So what happened after that?"
"Well, he threw me on a bed of flamming coals."
"I see."
Thats when Jan, Jace, and their monkey opened the vent cover from the ceiling and fell down. Jace
looked mightily upset.
"I thought we were soul mates Space Ghost! How could you fantasize about Moltar and Zorak?!"
"But Jace, you left me six months ago!"
"You bastard, I see how it is, well I'm going for good now!"
And Jace ran out of the room crying and flailing his arms like a girl.
"How could you do that to my brother! He was your soul mate!"
And Jan stormed out slamming the door. The monkey started getting freaky with Dr. Ruth's Leg.
"Well that's all for today our time is up. That'll be $96."
"But wait, you haven't even diagnosed me yet."
"You'll need another session for that."
On the set...
"C'mon Moltar, lets blow this joint."
"Yeah I can't deal with a gay boss I'm married"
And they left to go far far away. Brak was called on to replace Zorak and RuPaul replaced Moltar.
They did a dance number together. Space Ghost walked out to see them.
"Didn't even diagnose the problem, I want my money back. Hello RuPaul, Hello Brak. Where are
Zorak and Moltar?"
"Uh, they just left to go get some walnut pizza in the wormhole land of Nod." (Brak)
"Oh, okay, I wonder when they'll be back."
Space Ghost sat down and picked up his National Geographic and started to think about Brak popping
out of a cake singing "Happy Birthday Mr. talk show host" while wearing a blonde hair wig and a
white dress.
The End
It was a normal day on the ghost planet when Dr. Ruth came in for an appointment with Space Ghost.
Zorak opened the door.
"Hello I am Dr. Ruth I am selling Herbal Essences"
"We don't need any go away you freak!"
And then Space Ghost hailed from the intercom
"Moltar, has my shipment of herbal essences arrived yet?"
"Uh, come on in." (Zorak)
And so Dr. Ruth came in and headed towards Space Ghost's office. Zorak secretly bugged her blouse
so he and Moltar could listen in. Once there she seated herself
and took out a notepad.
"Did the Herbal Essences fool them?"
"No one suspects a thing Space Ghost, now tell me about your troubles."
"Well it all started a month ago."
"yes?"
*flashback*
Space Ghost sat at his desk reading national geographics and fantasizing about Zorak in a lacey
red teddy sprawled on his desk. Suddenly in the fantasy Zorak unzipped himself in back and Brak's
father walked out of his body. Then Moltar pushed the button to bring on the next guest startling
Space Ghost as he dropped his national geographic and fell out of his chair.
"Moltar, how many times have I told you not to do that when I'm reading?"
*end flashback*
"I see, so do you fantasize about this giant mantis often?"
"Oh yes, all the time, When i eat my morning toast and feed my pet shark."
"And what kind of fantasies do you have about this Mantis?"
"Well once I fantasized that we were smoking in bed and then he ate me."
"Oh, do you mean in a sexual way?"
"No, he just rolled over and starting eating me limb by limb."
"I see and this occured after having Sex?"
"Well yes, and he tore up my ass."
"I see."
Meanwhile back on the set...
Birdman was trying to take over the show as Zorak and Moltar listened in with shock on Space
Ghost.
"Birdman!"
"Shut up Birdman!" (Zorak)
Elvira waltzed thoogh with Chad and Lokar started trying to do a documentary on it.
"Hey, I'm supposed to be running the show today." (Birdman)
"I said shut up Birdman."
"But its my turn to be famous."
"One Fruity super Hero is enough."
And Zorak ate him.
Back in the office...
"And what did you say to Moltar in your dreams?"
"I'm on fire for you baby."
"So what happened after that?"
"Well, he threw me on a bed of flamming coals."
"I see."
Thats when Jan, Jace, and their monkey opened the vent cover from the ceiling and fell down. Jace
looked mightily upset.
"I thought we were soul mates Space Ghost! How could you fantasize about Moltar and Zorak?!"
"But Jace, you left me six months ago!"
"You bastard, I see how it is, well I'm going for good now!"
And Jace ran out of the room crying and flailing his arms like a girl.
"How could you do that to my brother! He was your soul mate!"
And Jan stormed out slamming the door. The monkey started getting freaky with Dr. Ruth's Leg.
"Well that's all for today our time is up. That'll be $96."
"But wait, you haven't even diagnosed me yet."
"You'll need another session for that."
On the set...
"C'mon Moltar, lets blow this joint."
"Yeah I can't deal with a gay boss I'm married"
And they left to go far far away. Brak was called on to replace Zorak and RuPaul replaced Moltar.
They did a dance number together. Space Ghost walked out to see them.
"Didn't even diagnose the problem, I want my money back. Hello RuPaul, Hello Brak. Where are
Zorak and Moltar?"
"Uh, they just left to go get some walnut pizza in the wormhole land of Nod." (Brak)
"Oh, okay, I wonder when they'll be back."
Space Ghost sat down and picked up his National Geographic and started to think about Brak popping
out of a cake singing "Happy Birthday Mr. talk show host" while wearing a blonde hair wig and a
white dress.
The End