"Lucius, you are the epitome of homosexuality. You may as well have been a woman," said Severus, watching his lover get ready for bed.
"Nonsense. I like cock far too much to not have one of my own," he said with a sniff, tying off his plait before climbing into bed with Severus. "Now, hand me my moisturiser, please."
AN:Lol, I just thought of this while getting ready for bed… while I was plaiting my hair, actually… ;D Should I put it into a story? Perhaps you could let me know with a review..?