Me: HELLO EVERYONE!

Informant: We're back with another rewritten story.

Me: And, since Informant will be needed in the story, I'll be needing a co-host to take his place and another one, just because.

Informant: Well, Diablo isn't going ot be needed for a few stories, seeing as you are rewriting them.

Me: Good point. Everyone, give a big round of applause to one of my most famous villain OCs, Diablo! *suddenly, Diablo appears*

Diablo: Great. I've gotta be here instead of relaxing.

Me: I just got over one grump being in the intros and outros. Don't you be one! Now...Who to have next...I know! *Iron Man suddenly appears mid-flight before crashing into a wall* Sorry.

Iron Man: Where am I and why am I here?

Me: You're in my studio to be a co-host, along with Diablo. I've taken away his powers, so you'd only have to worry about his fighting skills.

Informant: I'm heading to the story. This won't take as long as his last story since it's both shorter and a rewrite, unlike his last one, which was an MLP one. It's also his most viewed. Anyways, enjoy!

A month had passed since the residence of the Jade Palace had faced Jacob. And John and his army. The Wu Sisters visited regularly and DB had visited them regularly. He was currently sitting on the edge of the cliff where the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom was at. He smiled as he stared over the horizon. "Despite being stuck here, I've got it pretty great. Great friends, some family that is able to come and visit me, and I still have my wonderful personality." He chuckled to himself before it slowly died. "I just wish I could visit my entire family. Oh well. I should have known some form of punishment was coming when I disobeyed." He shrugged. "No use crying over spilled milk. Speaking of, I wonder if breakfast is ready. One way to find out." He then used his hands to push himself into the air in a backflip. He landed in the peach tree before leaping off and toward the rest of the Jade Palace.

kitchen

Po and Tigress were over at the stove, Po leading her in cooking. Mantis and Monkey were talking about a new almond cookie store in the valley while Crane and Viper just sat in silence, listening to them talk. DB walked in and asked, "Po. Is breakfast ready yet?"

"It will be in about ten minutes."

"Cool." He walked to his seat and asked, "So, what's the conversation on?"

"Well, there's a new cookie store in town and we were thinking about trying out some of their cookies."

"With the way you go through cookies, you should save up your money and buy the shop instead. It would cost you so much less, as you'd be able to get the cookies for free."

"While you have a valid point," everyone turned as Shifu entered, "He does not make enough to actually be able to afford it soon enough for it to save him money."

DB nodded. "I understand. So, what's the plan for today?"

"We will train until noon. At noon, we will head to Mr. Ping's, where we will be meeting the Wu Sisters in disguise."

"I get the feeling from your tone it is not just for food."

"You are correct. He has been getting rowdy customers around noon for a few days now. We are going to put an end to it."

The warriors all gave nods, while DB sat back with aa thoughtful expression. "It doesn't make sense, though. If they are the same ones, why are they only causing trouble there? Why not more to the entire valley? They have to have a specific reason."

Mantis asked, "Besides just being jerks to a restaurant owner they think they can take advantage of?"

DB gave a nod. "When it is owned by the Dragon Warrior's dad."

"And that is why we are going there. I too have thought of that. We are to figure out what their motives are, of any possible allies, and to stop them." Everyone nodded.

noon

The group began their descent down the steps and DB started the conversation. "So, are we going to be sitting near the Wu Sisters or are they going to be by themselves?"

"We are not going to be sitting near them. But, you will."

DB blinked before asking, "Why?"

"Because you are not well known among bandits, unlike the rest of us. If you are seen near us, it would allow them to know that they have more to fight than they originally thought."

"And, if I'm near the Wu Sisters, who are disguised, they won't know what hit them before it's too late. They'll have four more than they're expecting. So..why not have only a few of us in the open while the rest are in hiding? That way they're surprised by more than just four more?"

"Because they would acknowledge that possibility." DB nodded. "Any other questions?"

DB shook his head. "No." He then turned his attention to the others and talked with them the rest of the way.

Mr. Ping's, a few minutes later

The group entered, DB at the end. He looked around and waved when he noticed three figures in cloaks and hats in one corner. They all waved back. He walked over to the table and sat on the side that allowed him to look towards the entrance without being obvious about it. He asked them in a whispered tone, "Has anyone entered that may be one of them?"

Su rolled her eyes. "If they had, one of us wouldn't be here right now."

DB nodded. "Gotcha. So, when's the food getting here?"

"Probably after the residence at the Jade Palace, seeing how they're famous."

DB gave another nod. "Gotcha. So, what have you three been up to lately?"

Wan replied, "We've made note of where the majority of bandits are. We've also been communicating with some of our contacts about what is going on in the criminal underworld. For things that would cause someone to be killed, we've informed the authorities anonamously."

"Good." Four bowls of noodles and a bowl of dumplings were sat down on the table. DB smiled and said, "Thanks, Mr. Ping."

"No problem at all. Enjoy!" Mr. Ping waddled away, helping customers as he went.

DB quickly began scarfing down his meal, the Wu sisters all raising an eyebrow at him. He eventually noticed their looks and asked through a mouthful of noodles, "What?"

"Why are you eating so fast?"

DB swallowed before answering, "We could be seeing action at any second. For those outside the group, they'll just think I have no manners and that I really like the noodles. They'd be half right." He shrugged and went back to scarfing.

"I guess he doesn't care what others think."

one and a half hours later

The restaurant had fewer customers, but the residence of the Jade Palace were still there, as well as the Wu Sisters. DB was drumming his fingers on the table in boredom. He groaned and put his head on the table. "Why are they taking forever to get here?"

"I'm not sure. Perhaps Shifu was wrong and they finally got bored of causing trouble."

"Not likely. If they do it for multiple days just for fun, it would take a while before they grew bored." He stood up. "So, I'll be scouting the village." He ran out the door and into an alleyway before leaping onto the roofs and making sure he was hidden from the villagers as he ran.

Back at Mr. Ping's, the other residence of the Jade Palace were also talking about the calm. "Why haven't they come in by now?"

"I'm not sure."

"Could they have known we were coming today?"

"If they did, they would have made sure to show up, if they were trying to draw us down."

"Maybe they're somewhere else in the valley."

Shifu stroked his beard. "It is possible. DB has already left to see. We will wait until he returns to see what his report is." The others nodded.

A few minutes later, a gorrila, a white tiger, and a king cobra walked in. Mr. Ping immediately closed his window and door. The gorilla glared at the furious five and growled, "Where's DB!? We've been here waiting for him to come down to fight us!"

Su hummed and whispered, "Didn't see that coming."

Shifu stood and asked, "Why do you wish to fight him?"

The cobra hissed, "Because he was the one we were paid to kill."

"So, where is he?"

"Not here." Shifu and the rest of the warriors from the Jade Palace got ready to fight as the villagers ran out.

The white tiger grinned. "I guess we can warm up with you seven. Ten if the Wu sisters are willing to join. Or are they just gonna watch?" Everyone's eyes widened. "We knew they had changed sides. And, since those three didn't run out, it's just a matter of logic." The Wu sisters all stood up and threw off their disguises. "I'll take those three." He leapt at them, destroying the table as they dodged.

The gorilla snorted, "Always the hot head." He then blocked Shifu's strike, only o have Po thrown into him, knocking him out of the restaurant. Tigress and Shifu followed.

The cobra grinned at the remaining four. "So, who's first?" Mantis covered the distance, giving the cobra a kick to the jaw, followed by Monkey lunging at him, but he evaded, then dodged Crane and Viper. He quickly turned and whipped out his tail knocking Monkey back. He then leapt into the air and spun around, doding Mantis. He then swung his tail, hitting Mantis and sending him into the wall.

Outside, Shifu swung his staff at the gorilla who dodged, then evaded Tigress leaping at him. He blocked Po's kick, but was hit by Tigress' punch, causing him to stagger and get struck by Shifu. He was about to retaliate, when a certain coyote put his foot in the back of his head. He leapt off and landed beside the other three. "I don't think I said you guys could start the party without me."

The gorilla grinned. "Well, well, well. You're finally here. Now, I can do what I was paid for."

"You know, you aren't the first to be paid to try to kill me. And I doubt you'll be the last."

"Perhaps. Perhaps not. But, with my other friends coming to distract yours, it is more likely."

"Are you talking about the eagle, red panda, rabbit, black widow, spider monkey, lynx, fox, crocodile, wolf, and bat that I found acting very suspicious, then tried attacking me when I entered a dark alley after I made sure they noticed me and took them down one by one?"

The gorilla's eyes widened. "What!? How did you do that in such a short time!?"

"Oh, I didn't. I just noticed those ones acting suspicious. If you even seen how I moved about the valley, you'd know none of them seen me. I just needed to confirm my suspicions. Shifu, get the others to go get them. I can take care of whoever entered Mr. Ping's."

"No. We will fight as a group."

"Look, they were obviously only trying to take me down. I can at least stay alive long enough for you guys to take down whoever they have for you guys and get back. Now, go!" He leapt at the gorilla and gave a spin kick to his face. Shifu nodded to Po and Tigress. They both left. Shifu then entered the restaurant. DB gave another kick to the gorilla before backflipping, kicking his jaw. At this point, all warriors left the restaurant. The white tiger and cobra both came out and the surrounded DB. "Expected this." He got into a fighting stance and grinned. "Let's see what you got."

with Shifu

He ran along the rooftops, looking for any of those DB had mentioned. He was caught off guard when he was hit in the side, sending him across the street and onto the buidling on the other side. He turned as he seen a red panda leap from the roof they were on to the one Shifu was on. "I was beginning to wonder if you'd ever come down and leave the restaurant."

"What do you want!?"

They shrugged. "Simply to defeat you, as I was paid and trained to do."

"Who hired you?"

"If you win, I'll talk." They then leapt into the air and came down with a kick, but Shifu dodged and preparred to fight.

with Po

He ran in the streets, calling out apologies as he went. He looked around at the crowd to try to find any possible bandits. He turned down a street, but stopped in his tracks, seeing as there was no one in the street. He walked slowly down when he was struck from behind with enough force to send him to the ground. He quickly got to his feet and turned to see a fox, who cracked their knuckles before charging at him with blinding speed.

with Crane

He was looking for either the eagle or bat, seeing as he was the only one to fly. He did not notice the shadow flying behind him, quickly getting closer. He was hit in the back by the eagle. He redirected himself and faced the eagle. The two flew at one another as fast as they could.

with Monkey and Mantis

They had opted to travel by rooftops in their search for enemies. They were both attacked, Mantis by the Black Widow, Monkey by the rabbit. The black widow chuckled. "You are quite cute. It's a shame I must kill you."

"You should excuse my associate. She's always looking for a cute guy."

"Not my type!" Mantis then leapt over Monkey as he rolled and preparred to fight the one that had attacked the other.

with Tigress

She was going around stealthily and slowly, carefully checking for any of those DB had mentioned. One of her ears flicked and she rolled out of the way of a bat. She quickly assumed a fighting stance. She then charged at the bat.

with the Wu sisters

Considering they were the most feared warriors in all of China, the streets were pretty much clear of any and all citizens. "Well, at least we won't have to worry about casualties."

"No. You'll just have to worry about yourselves." The three turned to the voice and seen the wolf, crocodile and lynx standing together. (A/N: Iron man: Okay. I gotta know. How are each of them getting the villains that were trained for them? Me: I'm going with the villains had been told what to expect on where they'd most likely go and how they'd go. Iron man: Okay, but who would be able to study someone enough to know? Me: There's a PoM episode with that and then I have DB. Plus enemies of his. Now, please, back to the story.) The wolf stepped forward and said, "Now, you can either give up willingly or with several wounds."

The Wu sisters all got into fighting stances and Su replied, "Do you really think you have a chance to win against the most feared warriors in all of China?"

"Yeah. I do." The two groups charged at one another.

with Viper

Due to her small size and flexible body, she was able to sneak around town without anyone noticing her. She was behind a crate as she waited for no one to be watching. Once she found the opportunity, she darted out, but had to quickly stop to keep from being hit by a cart that had been pushed by the spider monkey. "Oh, so close. Oh well. Guess it's just going to take me longer to kill you." Viper darted forward as the spider monkey preparred themselves.

Me: That took a whole lot longer than expected.

Diablo: When you consider how far you are deviating, though.

Me: And how much is going on in my life right now.

Iron man: So, how long are we going to be here? There are a few meetings I'd prefer not going to.

Me: Eh. A few more chapters. I'd have to look at the original to give an exact estimate. Then, it would depend upon how much I deviate and how much other stuff happens. So, review.