Deep in the Deep Jungle's jungle, Jane was picking posies by the waterfall when she heard a roar. It was her tummy, so she went to eat at the Denny's down the road. She had bacon pancakes with bacon & eggs, hashed bacon, and bacon ice cream. After getting a quadruple bypass at the nearby Collins Hospital, she resumed picking posies.
Jane heard another roar and looked at her tummy, but it was all stapled and liposuctioned out, so it couldn't have been the culprit. She looked around and did spy with her little eye a quadruped with lots of luscious fur, big, beautiful eyes, and a long, snaky tail. Not being able to take her eyes off the gorgeous sight, Jane sat transfixed in a pile of crushed posies. It was a lion she gazed lovingly at—or rather, a lioness.
Out on the prowl for some delicious gazelle that was in no way native to that jungle, Nala stopped when she sensed a pair of sensuous eyes on her. How or why she was in that jungle and not in an African savanna is beyond anyone, yet alone how she developed a spider-sense. Anyway, she paused to scan her surroundings when her eyes met her fated beloved's.
The two stared at each other for hours. Posies died and gazelles still didn't become jungle natives, but that didn't stop the two lovebirds. No one—least of all me—is sure who made the first move, but the next thing anyone knew, Nala had Jane pinned to the ground and the two were seeing fireworks.
Sometime after the wedding, the two decided it was time for some offspring. So they went over to their favorite Denny's and picked up the dirtied ragamuffin who waxed the floors for milkshakes and old cheese squares, and adopted him. His name was Baconalia, but it was too hard for Nala to pronounce so they just named him Taylor. They then bought him some video games, action figures, and playing sticks. But Roo came along one day and took the play sticks—really Pooh sticks—and returned them to the Fellowship of the Pooh. Taylor then went on a journey to find his stolen sticks and was never seen or heard from again.
The end.