Kay. So this is total crack and I was very bored and random so I came up with this because I don't like the seventh book so there.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter and anything associated with them and I don't own potter puppet pals.
"So…in this thing you found on this internet over summer, doing this will solve all our problems magically?" Ron asked.
"Yes, I doubt its ability to work though…" Hermione said musing. Her cousin had introduced her to youtube over the summer and to this thing called Potter Puppet Pals. She had explained to Harry and Ron the premise for these videos before going off on a rant about how hilarious they were…and then she blurted out the most ridiculous phrase a muggle born could say in the magical world. "And it's so funny because every time their Dumbledore did, it's nekied time, all their problems would be magically solved and" thus the conversation started.
"Ron, I don't think she meant it in the way you think," Harry said, torn between laughing and sighing in annoyance.
"But what if…"
Thus, Ron's plans were formed. A month after they arrived at school, Dumbledore received a letter.
Dear Professor Dumbledore,
Hermione found something over summer break and said that you could magically solve everything if you stripped down and said it's nekied time in a high pitched voice. I was wondering if it would magically solve all our problems with you-know-who. Please try it in private and we'll see if it worked.
Bye Professor,
Ron Weasley.
One week later….
"OMG! Voldemort's croaked!" said random griffindor #69.
Suddenly there was mass chaos as everyone read everyone else's newspapers.
Ron stared wide-eyed at Dumbledore. He didn't. He winked. He did.