A/N: During PE today, Mackinzie and I were extreemly bored, so we decided to take our Doctor Who fandom, and make it into a really really really really random story. That's four really's. Anyway, read at your own risk. And yeah, it's supposed to suck.

"Not today!" The Master yelled as The Doctor and Jack and Rose and Mickey and Waverly and Mackinzie and Martha and Jackie and Donna and Sarah Jane Smith appeared. He pulled out his sonic hammer and pointed it at all of them. MI-5 was sending stupid people to The Master in Britain. The Doctor yelled, "You stupid Time Lord! I am Time Lordier than you! I am better than YOU! I will torment your grandmother! HA! HA! I love grape people! They are fantastically sexy!" The Master cocked his head, making a loud pop. Rose suddenly jumped and landed on The Doctor. Martha turned away and cried until Jack kissed her and she became aroused. Mickey wanted The Master. It's almost not possible or probable or questionable or sexual or maniacle or devious and it is TRUE! Jackie is pregnant, but The Doctor is not ever. "I freaking love EVERYTHING!" Jack "the sexy" Harkness ejaculated. Donna moved toward Jack, and looked away from it, meaning IT! Meaning Jack's penis! Cause he freaking ejaculated. Sarah Jane, Mackinzie, and Waverly started to giggle and chuckle, moving away and avoiding thunder. The Musician, Waverly, started to sneak toward The Master while The Auother(?) walked into a wall. "You must be stupid!" exclaimed The Master.

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