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Some(one) odd(and threesome) pairings!
First Hetalia story!
America was running.
Well, okay, it was obvious that he was running...well, okay, not to the ones reading the story but- you know what?
Fuck this joke.
Anyway, America was running from someone.
This someone was out to kill him. The reason, we'll (probably) find out later, but for right now, all we-
"Mattie! Canada! Stop, I'm sorry! Don't bludgeon me to death!"
...well way to break the fucking suspense asshole...
Yes, it was Canada (hooray for repetition) chasing him at the moment. The normally peaceful nation was armed with very large...thingy...
...and it looks like he's slowly but surly gaining on the American.
Now, the reason someone would want to kill America are very few-
...that was a lie. There are tons of reasons why someone would want to kill that idiot, and most of them pretty fucking justifiable (if still illegal). Despite this, Canada was trying to kill his brother for one reason, and one reason only.
And that reason is...well...
To set the scene, Canada is naked...and disturbingly hard...and leaking pre (which is odd, considering what happened...perv's probably getting aroused by what he's planning to do to America). He's also yelling at America in French (and actually replacing all the swear words with the French word for "maple"). And Romano and Prussia are in Canada's bedroom, with Prussia (doing his best to) comforting a still Romano.
...yeah, America did run into a (locked) room where his brother and two others were having a passionate (and sexy and nose blood-inducing and-) threesome.
America tried to turn a right, only to let out a yelp of pain as he was hit in the head with that...thingy... that Canada decided to just throw at his head and fell to the ground on his stomach.
He turned over on his back. Matthew had another one of those thingies (he is stark naked where does he get those) and tilted his head, still glaring at his idiot of an older brother.
America gave him puppy dog eyes, after all, he knew Canada-
America's scream could be heard 20 meters from the house.
...well I guess Canada could resist puppy eyes.
And the lesson for this story is: Always knock on the door first, or else an angry Canadian might kill you for interrupting...even though those few seconds of catching those three guys having sex would definitely be completely worth it.
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