Guess what? I wrote this 'cause I was feelling stupid at the moment.
Disclamer: I.DO.NOT.OWN.KINGDOM.HEARTS!
Unlocked memories
(This story takes place during Sora's year long sleep).
"The pod is ready" said DiZ, sitting at a computer and eating sea salt ice-cream.
"About time" said a hooded being, who was standing next to DiZ.
"Yes well... You had the easy job of moving him here; I had to desigh the fake Twilight Town and set the memory pod up" DiZ said.
"Whatever" the hooded being said, taking his hood down: it was Riku.
"Namine, are you ready on your end"? DiZ asked into a headset.
"Yup" said a small voice.
"Good. All right let the download begain" DiZ said, typing the command into the computer.
All at once, all of the memories of a boy named Sora appearded on screen, organized into diffrent categorise.
"Everything he has forgotten is on this screen" DiZ said proudly.
"Hay hay hay lookie there" Riku said, pointing at the option that said Embarassing Memories.
"Oh Riku please" DiZ said, in a dry voice.
"Whats the harm in a little peek" Riku said, typing in the command: Sora/memory/.view/:memory: most embarassing//run.
Riku hit the find buttion.
Search Result: Memory num:5363572862/// "Oh crap"!!
"Oh crap!!!" Thats a strange name for a memory" Riku said, hitting play.
...Sora's memory...
"Why do girls take so long in the shower"? 13 year old Sora asked himself.
He had been wating patently for little over an hour for his friend Kairi to finish her morning shower, and he was starting to lose patents.
He, Riku, and Kairi were having a sleepover to celebrate Sora's 13th birthday.
Him and Kairi were the only ones up, Riku and his Mom were still asleep.
Kairi always got up at 6:00am to take a shower and Sora...well Sora had to pee, real bad.
"Oh my God!, Oh my God!, Oh my God! I got to pee"!!! Sora whined.
The sound of the shower was still going strong "Maybe I can pee while Kairi's still in the shower" Sora thought.
Why the hell not?
"Ahhha so much better" Sora thought, as he pulled up his pants and flushed the toilet.
While Sora was "releaving himself" the sound of the shower had stopped, but Sora didn't notices.
"hum hum hum hummm hum" Kairi hummed, as she got out of the shower.
She didn't notices Sora, at first.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WHAT THE HELL"!!!!!!! Kairi screamed at the top of her lungs.
Instinctively Sora turned around and found himself staring at a wet, naked Kairi.
"OH CRAP"!! Sora screamed running out of the bathroom.
Unfortunately he wasn't watching were he was going and he hit his head hard on the door.
...End of memory...
"Thats it"? Riku asked.
"Yes, because Sora has no memory of what happens next" DiZ explained.
"Well, I think this is one memory Sora could do without" Riku said deleating the memory.
Well thats my story (this is why I shouldn't get bored).
Let me know what ya think. Peace out-KeybladeDJ