The Twelve Days of Middle Earth

by Valarauko

Based on the popular Christmas song, every day something new gets added to the story. What do you get when you put the one ring, the fellowship, and a whole bunch of orcs in one room? Utter chaos.

1. One Ring to Rule Them All

On my first trek through Middle-earth, this is what I saw:

One Ring to rule them all

The one ring sat in the middle of the floor in an empty room.

"This is stupid," it said. "I can't actually do anything until someone else gets written into this story. Hello, can anyone hear me? We need the second verse! This is so boring. La la la la-"