Well hi there!
This is my first fic ever so be nice x3x. Of course i had to do a Grimmichi fic cause those two are just so smexi together 3
Warnings: YAOI boyxboy dont like dont read ^__^, Foul Language, and Future lemony sex scenes,
Disclaimer: I dont own bleach, only this plot and my Grimmjow and Ichigo Plushies.
It was another bland day in Las Noches; Aizen had once again gathered the Espada's for another one of his fucking 'Tea Parties'. He was going on about our guaranteed victory against the shinigami Grimmjow was fully content ignoring him and looking at himself in the reflection of the tea in the cup.
"Grimmjow! Respond when you're being addressed by Lord Aizen" barked Tosen at the day dreaming Espada.
"Eh..?"Grimmjow looked up from the good looking man reflected in the tea.
"Well now that I have your attention Grimmjow, I want to send you on a mission to the human world," said Aizen with his calm smirk set into place.
"Oh? And what exactly do I need to do in this mission?"
"We've acquired a gigai from a privately owned shop in the human world; I've received word that some shinigami are patrolling the city, and I want you to head down undercover and report back to us on their activities"
"What? I don't get to fight? The hell kinda waste of time is this," complained the sexta Espada. Ulquiorra glanced at him from across the table and sent a kick towards the teal-haired man's shins.
"Don't speak that way to Lord Aizen, you should know better," Ulquiorra calmly said, looking completely innocent and stoic as always.
"Bastard that hurt!" the sexta complained.
"Something wrong Grimmjow-kun?" Gin asked, his smile directed at the blue haired man who seemed to be doing something very inappropriate under the table.
"Nothing at all Gin-sama," Ulquiorra replied for Grimmjow, seeing that the man was too busy nursing his injured leg, trying to rub the pain off.
"…Grimm, what are you doing?" asked Halibel from a few chairs down.
"It's nothing, so when do I leave?" Grimmjow righted him self and rested his head on his hand, unceremoniously putting his elbow on the table.
"Immediately, you'll find the gigai in your room, you are to put it on and follow Gin into the human world. The gigai blocks your ability to make Garganta so you need to be in spirit form to travel between worlds. You can enter and exit out of it at your own free will, however, take care of it when you're not using it; Gin and I had to work hard to get this gigai."
"Alright then, how will I be reporting in?" Grimmjow asked as he started getting up from the table
"I think we'll be able to work something out, for the first few days just try and get used to the human world. I'll contact you once Syazel finds a way to communicate with you easily," Aizen said as he noticed the pink-haired scientist smirk at having his name mentioned.
Grimmjow was almost out the door as Aizen interrupted his departure once more.
"Oh, Grimmjow, one more thing, some shinigami have gotten jobs in the human world(1). I believe if you truly want to be undercover, you should find one as quickly as possible; your stay over there will be quite long so you'll need to sustain yourself. I have secured an apartment for you to use while your there as well; the key is in the pocket of your gigai. Gin will escort you to the apartment once in the human world. I only have so much money for these kind of operations, so the job will be essential in order to make this last longer."
"Che," Grimmjow said dismissively. He held the door all of two seconds for Gin before he got impatient and resumed walking.
"Now Grimmy, that's no way to act to the person who recommended you for this mission," Gin whined as he squeezed through the still closing door.
"Why the hell did you do that for," Grimmjow said, not even noticing the former captain had gotten dangerously close to his ear.
"I know how much you like that Ryoka brat," Gin said, tempted to laugh at the Espada's surprised face thanks to the proximity of their faces. "This'll give ya more time to play with your Berry, won't it?" Grimmjow swallowed and prepared to respond to Gin's comment, but he interrupted him.
"Well, you lead the way Grimmjow-kun! Let's get to your gigai before someone else does." Gin backed up from the unresponsive arrancar and waited to follow in step behind him when Grimmjow recovered.
Without a word, Grimmjow continued walking with the fox shinigami stalking behind him. After some wandering, Grimmjow stopped and he could almost feel that bastard's grin behind him.
"Did you mess with the hallways again? We should've gotten to the chambers by now," Grimmjow asked, trying hard not to be rude to someone who was still a superior officer no matter how much the man irked him.
"Oh of course not Grimmjow-kun, I'd never do such a thing! Your cat-like senses must be wearing down," Gin retorted defensively, his grin widening if possible.
"What did you-" Grimmjow was cut off as the former captain walked past and continued in front of him.
"Well now, we can't just stand here and chat, let's head towards the chambers," Gin said, his back to Grimmjow, quickly rounding yet another corner and out of the Espada's sight
Grimmjow quickly caught up and settled to walking behind the smiling man with his hands deep in his pockets, and after about two minutes of walking Gin stopped at the huge doors that lead into the multiple Espada chambers.
"I'll wait out here Grimmjow-kun, you go ahead and grab what you need. Don't take long," Gin smirked as he opened the Garganta into the human world, pulling out his script for the next Arrancar Encyclopedia(2) to read over.
Grimmjow rushed into the chambers without a word, trying to ignore the smiling shinigami. That man always freaked him out, when he spoke it always held a mocking undertone that pissed off the teal-haired arrancar. Grimmjow walked into the room with the gothic 6 on it and saw the false body tossed like a rag doll on his bed.
"Tch, figures. So much for taking care of it when not in use; the person who left it here didn't seem to care how they handled me," the man complained as he picked up the body to examine it. The body lacked the obvious features of a hollow like the mask and hollow hole but retained Grimmjow's outlandish hair and eye marks. The body was dressed in a black t-shirt with a blue stripe coming down vertically off the left shoulder and a pair of loose-fitting blue jeans. Gravity pulled done the jeans, revealing skin due to the lack of muscle strength.
"Not a bad looker if I do say so myself," the man grinned at his double. "Well might as well do it now and get it over with," Grimmjow stated as he awkwardly stepped into his body and reopened his eyes from the gigai's point of view.
"Damn thing's stiff as hell, feels like my arms are made of-" Grimmjow was interrupted from working out the kinks of his new body as he heard the whining cry of a certain ex-captain.
"Griiiimjooowww, I told you not to make me wait! Or are you too weak to carry your gigai over here? Do you need my help? Yes that must be it; poor Grimmie's all tired out," Gin mocked from outside the Espada chambers.
"Fucking bastard, I'M ON MY WAY DAMMIT!" yelled the foul mouthed sexta Espada.
Grimmjow ran out, wincing as his gigai worked out its natural stiffness and met Gin in front of the Garganta.
"My, my, my! You do look good in the clothes we picked out! Oh I'm so glad, I thought your human form was gonna end up looking so fugly," Gin mocked at the casually dressed man.
"Shut that mouth of yours before I'm tempted to tell Tosen about how you glued Wonderwice to the ceiling in Aizen's throne room(3)." The silver-haired man's constant smile lessened a bit at the thought of the blind man's rage at hurting the 'innocent one'.
"Oh come now, it's so fun to watch Aizen try to figure out where that constant sighing is coming from, and the occasional drool falling on his head is priceless" he replied defensively, holding his hands up in front of him.
"You got me there," Grimmjow said, smirking at the thought of drool falling on Aizen's head.
The two stepped through the portal and headed towards the human world
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"Ichigo!"
"…"
"Ichigo!"
"…"
"Son of a…DAMMIT WAKE UP" Renji yelled at the sleeping boy.
"WHA! Wh-who…?" Ichigo tried to sit up to see who had woken him up when he came into contact with the other's head, then quickly lay back down trying to nurse his potentially fractured skull
"Ow Ichigo, the hell is wrong with you!" Renji said, rubbing his own head trying to ease the pain of the unexpected encounter.
"The hell is wrong with me? The hell is wrong with you! Why'd you wake me up!" Ichigo retorted at the red-haired man.
"Rukia! Sleeping beauty's awake!" Renji called to the short girl.
"Thanks Renji; Ichigo are you ok?" Rukia asked, worry dripping off of her words.
Ichigo continued to look around and checked on his own condition, he was in his shinigami robes with some bandages covering most of his midsection. He seemed to be inside the Urahara shop in one of the many back rooms of the store.
I'm not in my room, not that it would be weird for them to do this to me in my own house…
"I think he's still out of it, Ichigo, Are. You. Okay?" Renji waved his arms in front of the younger, saying each word slowly as if speaking to an elderly man.
"Yes I'm fine, why wouldn't I be? Why am I here? What happened" Ichigo frantically asked, confused as to his situation.
"Shhh, we'll answer questions later. For now just rest" the bunny obsessed shinigami said calmly, trying to push Ichigo back into the pillow.
Ichigo withstood her strength easily and was back in a sitting position "Don't 'shh' me, I told you I'm fine! Now what the hell happened?"
Just then, Urahara Kisuke walked into the room hiding most of his face with his trademark hat and fan.
"Why Ichigo! How nice for you to have awoken! I was worried that you were dying when Renji and Rukia brought you here. Now just bend over so I can take your temperature and make sure yo-" the comical man was silenced as Ichigo got up and swiftly landed a kick to Urahara's chest.
"Fucking pervert! I told you I'm fine! Now tell me why you brought me to this child molester's house," Ichigo spoke accusingly at Rukia and Renji as he pointed to the recovering man behind him.
"Ichi-kun that's not faiirrr! You're not a child anymore, it's totally fine for me to-"
Another well aimed kick at the shop keeper.
"We brought you here because we found you on the ground, half-dead from blood loss, and you shouldn't be the one asking questions! We want to know what happened to you, and this is what we get for saving yer life?" Renji got up as he bickered at Ichigo in a tone matching the other.
…I…was bleeding? …Did I get into a fight?..And how the hell did I lose!?
"We had Inoue come by and heal your wounds but she had to leave before you woke up, something about a miracle cure recipe she knows and she had to go shopping for ingredients," Rukia explained, sitting on the floor imagining what this scene would look like if everyone was Chappy-shaped.
-Shudder-
"To be honest, I don't know myself; I can't remember anything from this morning…," Ichigo said as he rubbed the back of his head, only to find more bandages.
"That's odd…maybe you're so proud of yourself that your ego blocks the memories of any fights you lose...yes, that has to be it! Don't you agree Renji? Ruki-" This time the shop keeper was hit so hard he crashed into one of his display shelves in the next room, sending several expensive and hard items crashing onto the man's head.
"I think I might have an idea as to why Ichigo lost his memory… The only way it could've happened would be if the attacker used of The Research and Development Bureau's memory replacers. But those are limited to Shinigami's entering the human world," Rukia said worryingly, wondering if Ichigo had confronted one of their allies.
"Maybe Urahara sold one to someone earlier. Let's ask him." Ichigo turned to talk to the shop owner.
"Eh...Ichigo I don't think you'll be able to..." Renji said, staring at Urahara.
Thanks to the multiple hits on his head after colliding with the shelf, the shopkeeper was currently unconscious, with a care-free grin and snot bubble, sleeping happily with his hand fumbling around inside his pants.
"Pervert doesn't stop even when he's asleep…" Ichigo mumbled.
"Well now what do we do?" Renji asked.
"We could ask Tessai or one of the others," Rukia offered.
"We can't Tessai, Ururu, and Jinta left on a restocking trip with the modified souls, they left me here saying that it was how I could repay them for always mooching off of them. So I'm staying here to keep Urahara company, something about he tends to get out of control if left alone to long," Renji said pathetically, since it sounded like he was branded with the label dog-sitter as he heard it coming out of his own mouth.
"Guess all we can do is wait here till Urahara wakes up from his wet dream," Ichi sighed in defeat.
"Rukia! Renji! I'm back from the grocery store! Is Ichigo awake yet?" Orihime bounced into the store carrying several bags looking around for her soul reaper friends. She walked into the back room to find that it was completely empty, with the window left open.
"Now where did everyone go?! I was gonna make Ichigo some of my curry and pickle flavored jello to make him feel better…" Orihime turned around sadly, preparing to head out with her ungodly ingredients, until she saw the sleeping man enjoying himself on the floor.
"U-U-Urahara-san?!" Orihime gasped dropping her bags.
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Back at the Kurosaki House
When Ichigo had arrived back at his house with Rukia and Renji, he found Kon enjoying himself as well, only he was using Ichigo's body to do so. He took his badge to quickly regain control of himself and threw Kon's soul candy over at Rukia.
"From one pervert's house to another...," Ichigo sighed as he willed away the problem Kon had left his body with. "I feel bad for leaving Orihime though."
"Don't worry Ichigo, we can't afford to face any of Orihime's cooking today" Renji said trying to console the boy for abandoning his friend.
The orange-haired teenager sighed, regardless of his friend's consolation.
"Something wrong Ichigo?" asked Rukia as she looked around for Kon's stuffed animal to put his soul into.
"I'm still confused about what happened today, it's pissing me off," replied the substitute shinigami.
"All we can do is wait till Urahara wakes up and maybe we can ask him if anyone bought a memory replacer," Rukia said as she found the doll wedged behind Ichigo's desk and inserted the soul candy.
"Nah, that bastard will probably just say something about 'Customer Privacy' and we'll be left with no leads," Renji responded.
"Well maybe we can come up with a plan to break Urahara's customer privacy policy," said Ichigo, menacingly.
"I'm going to enjoy this," said Renji, relishing in the fact he'd get to get some payback into the slave driver that was Urahara Kisuke.
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Well there it is! first chapter of Undercover, It's unbeta'd atm since i'm currently waiting for my beta to finish editing but i'll re upload the Beta'd version once it's up excuse grammar and spelling errors por favor. (Now it's beta'd c: Sorry if I couldn't fix some things. Just be happy I didn't leave you with the awful mess he presented me with =3=)
I have the second chapter typed up but i wanna know if what i'm writing is complete crap before i upload it T3T.
Review please they make me feel warm and fuzzy inside!
(1) Hanatarou had gotten a job in the Human world before so i'm using that as my example.
(2) For people who only watch english or only read manga, the Arrancar Encyclopedias are a mini series of shorts that take place after the ending theme in some Bleach episodes. They consist of Gin and the occasional guest talking about several different facts of Arrancar and Hueco Mundo. It's really the only screen time Gin gets other then the winter war -oopsies spoilers-
(3) Aizen's throne room ceiling seems to be so tall in the Anime and Mangas that i don't actually see it... so to me Wonderwice is just kinda up there in the darkness and Aizen doesn't know what it is... wait.. rain? lol......