Theory Poison Claws

by sen whitefox mako red demon

Logic is important because it helps us make sense of what we don't know. However as a child there were times where Mako's imagination and logic lead to some funny moments. One included a certain dog demons deadly ability to poison his victims. Many years later she still sticks by it, even though she knows its most likely not true. "This is when Nail polish was invented "

Theory Poison Claws...

Author Notes: For the record this is a comedy theory. This was what I (Mako) thought of Sessomaru's poison claws before really thinking/realizing the truth.

But hey I was 6, and while going over it with Sen, thought this would be funny. Don't own Inuyasha...Also warning...certain characters *cough cough Sessomaru...cough* most likely will have some oocness...

3rd P.O.V

A warm normal day in the sun. Jaken and Sessomaru were resting. Light twinkled through the trees. Suddenly the dog demon raised his hand. "Jaken..." The little green Imp rose from his spot. "Yes Milord."

In his scrubby little hands is a vial. Filled with a clear pale green liquid. A small brush is dipped. And gently taking his master's hand. Brush, brush, brush. Swiping the deadly concoction onto each smooth nail.

"Lose a single drop of my poison...and I'll kill you." Sweat poured down his frame. Nodding profusely he continued on...brush, brush, brush. "Yes milord." There was no satisfaction until each claw had a demonic pale emerald glow.

(And this is how Nail polish came to be ladies~)

During the Battle with Inuyasha...

They blurred going tooth and nail against each other. "Iron reaver soul stealer!" His brother dodged with the greatest of ease. "Poison Claws!" Inuyasha gets pushed back. A trail of blood and earth flows through the forest as the red kimono wearing fool lands. "Dammit Sessomaru! I'm gonna kill you!"

His brother hummed at him. Looking at the lack of greenish demonic power, he scowls in irritation. "Jaken!" Out from the tumbles and beatings with Inuyasha's party, he scurries to his demon lords side. "Yes milord!" Once more he takes out the container of liquid green slop.

Everyone stood frozen, confused. "What the hell!?" Brush, brush, brush. "Ah-what?! What are you doing?!" The full dog demon glanced at his brother disinterested into making conversation. "I'm adding poison to my nails." Inuyasha stands up dumbfounded. "Wait so that's how you do it?"

A roll of the eyes. "Of course. I'm not an idiot. Unlike you I don't need to splatter my nails with tainted blood to cause damage." People collapse...too tired to try and understand.

the end...

Author Notes: Very short...but I found it funny. Ok reviews/favs/follows would be nice. Now remember...this is a comedy theory...no flames.