Dont look now, a naruto fanfic

The evil plot dust bunnies got me while I was at work and I just could not resist.

I got a text that said who does this remind you of and the first name to come to mind Tsunade.

Oh I do not own the song don't look now or naruto sad right.

Tsunade's got her boobs out

I remember way back, when i was just a boy
going places with the two sennin
It used to scare me to death,
how Tsunade used to act
after six or seven bottles she's had.
We were sittin at a table,
when Tsunade got disabled,
all the liquor runnin through her head.
Soon i got to chokin, Jiraiya wasn't jokin,
when he grabbed me by the arm and said

gaki look now, Tsunade's got her boobs out,
showing everybody in town.
Faces turnin red,
I were wishing I were dead.
There were people standin all around, yeah.
When Tsunade get to drinkin,
there aint much thinkin.
There's nothing anybody can do.
you just hope and pray
there never comes a day,
when Tsunade's out drinkin with you.

Well, we got her in a truck,
and we started drivin home,
when Tsunade said she had to go.
Jiraiya pulled over,
we were standin on a shoulder,
while Tsunade was puttin on a show.
Well, he started up the truck,
and Tsunade stood up,
with the pants still around her knees.
When we heard Tsunade holla;
if you give me a dollar,
I'll let you take a peek at these.

You just hope and pray
there never comes a day,
when the sennin are out drinkin with you

"Gaki what are you doing? We have training to do." sorry ero-sennin just remembering my birth day last year." Yes Jiraiya loved the kids' birth day last year what a show.

"So what are you righting?" "Oh just a song here read it." As Jiraiya looked it over he just knew he had to keep it. "Gaki when Tsunade sees this you're going to be punch through the Hokage faces." Naruto knew it was an idle threat but he decided to humor the hermit.

"What do ya want." How bout I keep this song as payment for keeping quite." "Fine I will just make a copy." "Oh and gaki one more thing." "What?"

"What is a Truck?"