"I
remember Judas.
I'm sure most people only remember him as
'Sabre,' if they really remember the man at all, and not just the
legend.
Funnily, he's not legendary for being a boy from
Oakvale who witnessed the town's destruction, joined the Guild and
eventually rose up to defeat the great and terrible Jack of Blades.
Nor because his mother was goddamn Scarlet Robe herself.
No.
That would be silly.
He obtained legendary status by being the
crazy person who conquered the arena in his underwear.
Two
weeks earlier, he took down an especially large White Balverine with
a bleeding obsidian hammer.
Afterwards, he immediately walked
into Knothole Glade, the village the beast was terrorising, dropped
the Balverine's head at the chief's feet, and proceeded to get
one of those tattoos that used to be the highest mark of honour for
warriors.
So part of the reason he took the boast to do the arena
half-naked was so he could display his self-awarded valiance tattoo
to thousands of people as he used his longbow to dispatch countless
monsters and bandits.
Cocky bastard, he was.
His back
sported the eyes of Avo.
Odd, considering he never really
believed in Avo (and would say so whenever he found the opportunity).
Perhaps it was for irony? Wearing the mark of a being that
supposedly guides all good heroes, while believing that his own
stubbornness was the root of his greater accomplishments?
His
face, for the longest time, was tattooed with the Coron Visor, but
later in life he had that design removed and replaced with autumn
leaves. As far as I could tell, it was out of mourning some sort of
loss which he never discussed.
Image was a big thing to him.
In spite of that, outwardly he seemed to be a bit of a
nutter.
Looking at him, you couldn't help but wonder 'Is this
how contemporary heroes are supposed to look?'
He wore the
hairstyle usually referred to as the 'pudding basin,' and his
manner of dress was unpredictable.
It was not uncommon to see him
wearing something like, a woman's blouse with chain mail leggings,
or assassin pants with a guard shirt.
All of his actions were
determined by some sort of malleable code of ethics I'm pretty sure
he built for himself.
He exposed Lady Grey of Bowerstone as the
murderess she was, refused to kill his former classmate Whisper,
spared Twinblade, gave up the Sword of Aeons to spare his sister,
helped ghosts to find rest, was very kind to children, and only took
one wife.
Then he also did things like…
Well, see, the chief
of Knothole Glade was planning on making his youngest son his heir,
much to the dismay of the older son.
Judas, for whatever reason,
turned the younger son over to the older one's goons; Avo knows
what they did to the kid.
If I'm going to list Judas's
vices, I can't leave out the fact that he was a kleptomaniac.
I
arrived at Hook Coast for a quest once, just in time to see him being
apprehended by the guards.
After he paid off the guards, I asked
him what he did.
Turns out he'd gotten a shop owner drunk and
robbed the place blind, and he implied that it wasn't his first
time doing something of that nature.
Briar Rose was very fond
of him.
I understand that they didn't start out on very good
terms, but it wasn't long before they began taking all sorts of
two-person quests together.
They both read a lot, and relied more
on skill and will than strength.
When I was around both of them
at once, I always sensed a sort of romantic tension.
Briar
fervently denied that she was interested in him.
I can recall
seeing them fight alongside one another once. It was a sight to
behold.
You see, it was when Jack was activating the focus
sites around Albion. There were Minions crawling all over the place.
I'd not been out of the Guild for long, and I still wore my
hooded apprentice outfit and used a steel longsword, but I did my
fair share of damage.
Doubt I'll be in the history books for
that.
Though this isn't about me; it's about Judas.
Judas,
the Mayor of Bowerstone, the guy who reopened trade with the Northern
Wastes, the guy who escaped from Bargate Prison unscathed, the guy
who activated the Snowspire Oracle, and of course, the guy at the
arena who shot at a King Scorpion while in his underwear.
The
son-of-a-bitch who ran around Darkwood wearing a wizard hat that fell
over his eyes, who couldn't decide whether to decapitate bandits or
buy a round for them.
Sabre, the mythical descendant or Archon…
and the guy who stole from the cabinets in people's houses.
He
was a great hero always, but usually quite a ridiculous person.
While waiting to enter the arena, he picked a fight with another
one of the heroes who was beating up one of those straw
dummies."
Leaning back in his chair, the middle-aged
hero set his mostly empty beer glass on the round wooden table and
looked up at the ceiling, pondering what else he could say about
Judas.
After several moments of nothing but background noise from
the others in the tavern, the hero's eyes widened as if he'd had
a revelation.
As soon as he opened his mouth to speak, however,
he was interrupted by the man with whom he'd been speaking.
"Sir," the man said, "I am a bard. I am supposed to tell you stories of heroes."
