Me: Well, ahahaha.. I think it's time for a new story. I know, I know. You think I should be writing my Naruto crossover, revamping my Shaman King stories, update my Tsubasa story, writing the first chapter for 'The 14th captain' but I have recently been obsessing over Death Note. Yeah I recently got into that series, can you tell? Can you viewers smell fear? There are so many unanswered questions.

Anyway, on to bigger things. Yes this is a DEATH NOTE/SAILOR MOON CROSSOVER! If you don't like the cross, don't read. If you don't like Usagi, don't read. It's better to not say anything than to say negative items about my stories. As you can tell by my name and profile, I am a huge Usagi Tsukino fan. The others are all right but I really can't relate to them. The only ones I really can't stand are Mamoru(Darien) and ChibiUsa(Rini).

I hope that you know I try to make everyone seem not OOC but sometimes you can't make them seem OOC. An example would be parodies or humor. I know that Death Note is a depressing and calculating show but sometimes I like to add some humor to those shows. Just like how Light is sort of like Aizen(Bleach).

I am aware that my sentences are short or choppy. Right now I am in an English Comp class trying to learn how to make my sentences better. They have improved a lot (See my first story and you will see it yourself). I also know that detail is still a bit shaky and I am trying to improve that as well. Just to make sure, I AM NOT AN ANTI-USAGI PERSON! IF I WAS, I WOULDN'T EVEN WRITE STORIES ABOUT HER IN THEM.

The Reasons why I chose this crossover:

1. There is a hilarious parody of Sailor Moon on Youtube called "Death Moon"
2. A fic called "Of the Female Persuasion" by Moony92.
3. I love both series.

I hope those are good reasons .

P.S. I am sorry to all of those Ikuko fans out there if I offend them. I have made her into a monster aka throwing knives at her daughter. I also made Rena(Usagi) an esper and a track star.

Let's see.... There will be some footnotes at the end for those how don't get some of the words placed in here today. Well I think that's it for now....

Usagi: Finally! It's my turn! -eats cake-
Uchiha does not own Sailor Moon or Death Note.... Wait! That's all I get to say?

Me: Yeah. Since I spoke for a really long time.

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-The Esperic Detective-

-Chapter One (Uno)-

-The Reason Why-

-Rated: Teen. Just to be safe-

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Rena Tsukino, her real name was a secret, couldn't have her life in the most worst possible way. Her father, Kenji Tsukino, worked at a world famous photography business in America so he was never home. Her mother, Ikuko Tsukino, got very violent when she came home with 'C' average grades, causing Rena to get cut marks on her body, that she mostly covered up. She didn't want to go to the police because she still loved Ikuko as her mother. The last thing was her brother Shingo, laughing and taunting at her about how stupid she was or her hair being silver in color. If that wasn't bad, she was considered an esper. Not one to read minds, not yet anyway, but to move objects if she wanted to or not.

At school wasn't any better. She is always either tired or bored, usually falling asleep in class. The teachers at first got angry at her, throwing chalk or erasers at her head but later, all of the teachers just ignored her. She was passing anyhow, but no one knew how. Her only friend wasn't really her friend. Heck, she wasn't his friend either, all he wanted was 'her' friendship. She never quite knew why, because he was Japan's number one student and he had plans to become a police officer. He already picked out a college in his mind sight even, To-oh university. It plainly didn't make any sense what so ever.

As they first met two years ago, he introduced himself as Light Yagami and that he was impressed that a classmate was working with the Japanese police. She retorted to his statement by saying that the police consider her a valuable asset as she could read minds but she also said that the police found out that she could only move objects. They decided to keep her in the force, due to them making a mistake. She mostly worked at the reception desk, gave others coffee and lifted very heavy objects with her mind for things that no one else could carry. During her and Light's stay, many cases were solved along with the help of the Chief who was also Light's father, Soichiro Yagami.

After two years to the present, Rena still worked at the police office but Light went a different route in life by going to a cram school instead of helping his father and the other officers. But they kept seeing each other due to school. During one odd day, Light walked up to her before she was leaving for the office and asked her what her dream career was due to a spokesperson coming to the high school about careers. She told him that she either wanted to be a track star(that was the only thing she was good at in the sports area) or a Manga-Ka. Light just laughed at her career confession and put a hand on her shoulder and looked at her straight in the eye.

"Rena-Sempai, couldn't you be more realistic? I mean both of those dreams are impossible. Being a secretary or assistant for the police would suit you".

In that simple moment, all of her hatred was focused on one person, Light Yagami. How dare he tell her what and what not to do for a career. It was degrading to say the least. Her eyes sharply narrowed as she replied back.

"Well . . . I hate you, Yagami-kun".

Shock was written on his face as he stumbled backwards, seeing anger in his classmate's eyes. Hiding his eyes in the contents of his hair, he smiled quite an eerie smile.

"So you hate me huh? Well, can I be your friend?".

"Huh?" Now it was turn to have shock on her face. She wondered if he was a little touched in the head. "Why?" she asked. Her voice held the slightest hint of confusion. Frankly, she really didn't want to know. But she did get an answer from him.

"Why... because. nobody has hated me before. I find that very interesting".

Rena's jaw dropped comically to the floor before getting extremely angry at him, walking away from this ridiculous conversation.

As Light watched her walk away, he said to himself, "Well at least I won't be truly bored".

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A couple of weeks later, Rena entered the police force to begin her job again. She said 'good morning Chief' to Soichiro and to one of her new comrade, Matsuda. Apparently, it was his second real day at work. He walked up to her and shook her delicate hand.

"Uh..... hello. I'm Matsuda. Nice to meet you", he said sheepishly.

Rena smiled at him with her eyes closed.

"No, it's nice to meet you, Matsuda-San." her smile made him relax a little.

"Thanks. So you are the esper everyone is talking about".

Rena opened her eyes to that statement and replied, "Yes that is correct".

"Wow! That's sooo cool! Can you show me how you lift things?" asked Matsuda, hope filling his voice.

"Maybe some other time". She then looked at the chief. "So any new cases, Chief?".

Soichiro carefully sat down a coffee cup down and headed up to the front of the office to speak. "Ahem!". All eyes were on him as he began to address the subordinates. "Yes, everyone! Due to a meeting at Interpol, Japan is investigating the 'Kira' case". Gasps could be heard as Soichiro continued to talk. "At first, Interpol thought that hard criminals getting heart attacks then dying were just a mere coincidence but now we know that someone is killing these criminals without being there directly. The Japanese police force was chosen to investigate this certain someone, affectionately known as 'Kira'. If you are wondering why Japan is investing the crimes, we were suggested that 'Kira' is in Japan. All of the criminals that were broad casted were from Japan. Let me all warn you that this case is unlike any case we have even seen. In saying so, even the best detective there is needs our help".

A couple of voices murmured something as Soichiro looked towards the back, as well the rest of the crew. There sat a shady person hiding in shadow wearing a tan detective hat and a large buttoned long-coat. The person was turning around a white colored laptop that had a plain screen that held a fancy font for the letter 'L'. Although the person holding the laptop didn't speak, the laptop itself talked. Using a voice-emulator, the words sounded quite odd and childish.

It spoke, saying, "Thank you for that introduction. Greetings, I am L......".

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-End-

Next Time-

"The Watch"

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Me: Phew! I think that's about right to stop. So did you guys like it? There is no current pairing for Usagi but you can say your opinion in a review or my poll. Either doesn't make a difference.

The reason why Light calls her Sempai(Which means your elder in high school like Senior,Junor,etc.) is because Rena is 18 and Light is 17. He only considers her as a form of entertainment and that is the only reason why he doesn't write her name in the Death Note.

Rena's physical appearance won't be truly revealed until the next chapter. This means the way her hair is and her style of her outfit. To make sure, there is no Mamoru or Scouts in this. No magic, except for the Death Note.

'San' means Mr./Mrs.

Well, I think that's it. Ja Ne!

Edited as of 5/14/09