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Kagome hopped into of the bone-eaters well, madder than hell. Inuyasha merely watched, fearing for his safety. As far as he could tell, he was screwed. Poor Kagome saw him with Kikyo again. That was the fourth time this month. If she was ever planning to comeback, it would probably to kill him.

A few days later, she still had not returned. "You should go after her and apologize Inuyasha! I'm really starting to miss her!" Shippo whined.

Inuyasha merely grumbled something about buzzing off.

"You know, if you just explain that you didn't expect Kikyo to come, she might be willing to listen." Miroku advised."

That did it. Inuyasha jumped into the well after Kagome, deciding to go with that plan.

When he arrived, he heard the voices of her friend as well as her own.

"Come on Kagome, You need to get out of the house. I know, let's go for karaoke. That'll cheer you up I promise!"

"No!"

"I knew you'd agree!"

"I said No!"

"It's settled then!'

"You deaf or what?!"

"Selectively deaf!"

Ands so Kagome was kidnapped by her friend and forced to go to the Karaoke bar. Inuyasha followed them being careful not to be seen.

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Kagome sat there looking grumpy and distraught 'till she saw a certain song on the menu.

"Alright, I'll sing this one!"

Inuyasha arrived at the Karaoke bar and sat just outside the window where he could hear the songs being sung. That was when he heard Kagome's song, and winced at virtually every word. She was madder than he thought.

"Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...
And he don't know...That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...

Inuyasha swallowed hard. That would hurt! Wait could she do that?

I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo!
And he don't know…

(ah crap! She also saw him with Sango that other night too! But she was drunk! And come to think of it so was Kagome)

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires…
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats…
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
Ohh… not on me…"

Inuyasha went to go buy "I'm sorry" gifts then ran off to the Bone-eaters well scared.

The next day, Kagome came back to the feudal era feeling refreshed. Her friends were right that did make her feel better.

When she saw Inuyasha, he squirmed almost pathetically, then brought out a whole bunch of gifts like they were peace offerings. And bowed

"I am soo sorry you had to see me with Kikyo like tha; and Sango too. I assure you it was nothing! She came after me and she was drunk at the time anyway!!

I understand you're angry. Please don't bash me in the head with a looyville slugger (what whatever that is) you don't have a knife on you do you? please don't carve you're name on my legacy!! kinky I'm sorry!! I really am please don't kill me!!"

(silence)

"What are you talking about Inuyasha?"