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CHAPTER 1- BIG TIME NERF GUNS

"Waitwaitwait! Guys stand in front of the bus!" I pointed them over to the BTR sign painted on the side and took a few shots. I looked back at them. "Perfect," I said with a smile.

James gave me a hug. "I can't tell you how happy I am that you could come on this tour."

Kendall groaned. "Yeah, yeah we heard! You know I love your whole Jatie thing going on, but my Kyra's staying home."

James cringed. "Right...sorry."

Logan, Carlos, and Kendall climbed onto the bus. James was on the first step when I pulled him back. I grabbed his collar and gave him a chaste kiss. "You can keep telling me," I whispered.

He smiled wide and pulled me onto the bus.

My eyes widened. "Holy FUCK!" The thing was huge. I mean, it looks big from the outside, but then you get in and DAMN.

"Let's give little Miss Kate a tour, shall we?" Logan linked arms with me and pulled me further into the bus. I turned back to James and winked. He let out a low growl and followed behind.

"...And here's our little media corner...and the 'kitchen'- except we can't cook so...yeah. Oh, and here are the bunks." Logan guided me to the sets of beds.

"Um...there are four," I smartly observed.

Carlos laughed. "Yeah about that..." he scratched the back of his neck. "It's kinda made for us. Buuut you'll share with James, right?" He smirked.

Kendall stepped up and grabbed my other arm. "Um, no. She's staying with me. Duh."

Logan pulled me toward him. "What if I want Kate?"

I turned to my boyfriend. "James? A little help?"

James sighed. He moved closer to our group. "But Kennybear, I wanna stay with you!"

My jaw dropped. I whispered to Carlos, "Huh, so my boyfriend is secretly gay with my best friend's boyfriend...good to know."

I turned to the two of them who were now holding each other. "So Kendall, should I tell Kyra, or do you want to?"

Kendall buried his face in James' chest. "Just let us be happy," he whispered.

I giggled and tapped James' shoulder. "So legit, which one is yours?"

He laughed and pointed to the one on the top left. I put my camera down on the table and went back outside to grab my bags. The guys joined me and took theirs in as well.

"What should we do to break in the tour?" Carlos asked with a mischievous grin. They all turned to me with a smirk.

I backed up to the wall with my hands up. "Hell no. I am not getting 'initiated' into this. I do not trust you boys."

Kendall slid open a drawer near him. He tossed a...Nerf gun? What the fuck? to James, Carlos, and Logan and took one out for himself. He held one up for me and raised an eyebrow in question.

I shrugged. "Ah, fuck it." I put my hands out and he threw it to me. I turned it in my hands. "So...I just press the trigger thingy and-" I put it up and started shooting all of them.

"Oh, it is ON!" Carlos yelled.

They all split and ran in different directions. How the fuck do you do that? We're on a bus! I crept down the hall and saw the tip of a black sneaker sticking out from behind one of the curtains on the bunks.

I moved silently to stand right in front of the bunk. I lined up the gun with the sneaker and moved up till I reached where Carlos' face should be. I pulled the trigger and he rolled right out of the bunk.

"How did you aim right for my nose?" he yelled.

I shrugged and blew pretend smoke off the tip of the barrel. "Skill, my friend."

He shook his head. "I can't believe I 'm the first one out! I'll be in the kitchen," he sighed. Aw, Litos. I almost feel bad...Nah, my shot was fucking awesome!

I walked further down the hallway and Kendall pulled a somersault and somehow ended up right in front of me. "Going somewhere, Kate?" he grinned.

I sighed. "Yeah, Kendall, I think it got stuck."

He stood up. "Oh." He held it, the barrel facing him. Idiot. He held it up higher to look inside. Yup. Idiot.

"I don't think there's-" POP! "Dammit you got me! Nobody ever gets me!"

"I did!" I sang. "Sorry sweetheart. Next time, don't point it right at your face!" I smiled, waved, and moved further down the bus. I heard him groan as he pulled it off his forehead and I let out a laugh. I'm loving this tour already.

"Oh Looogiiiie..." I called.

A cabinet swung open over my head and I screamed. I closed my eyes and shot, firing at what I hoped was Logan.

I heard Logan laugh and I opened my eyes. He was holding the foam bullet in his hand. "Didn't get me."

Kendall walked through and sat down on the couch to eat a bowl of his weird ass cereal. "Yeah man, she did. It touched you, retard."

Logan's left eye twitched and he dropped the bullet, rolling out of the cabinet and onto the couch under it. "I've been...hit!" he squeaked.

I let out a maniacal laugh. "Three down, one to go."

"Good luck," Kendall told me. "It's pretty hard to get James."

I smirked. "Please, honey. I've got tricks you can't use."

He chuckled and nodded. He put his hand up to salute me. "Good luck on your travels, recruit!"

I laughed and saluted him back. "Sir, thank you, sir!"

I felt a pair of arms slide around my waist and I jumped. "Logan, I swear to god if that is you, I don't care how much Michelle loves you, you will never have kids."

He kissed my neck. "Don't even recognize your own man now, baby?" James asked in a silky smooth voice.

I turned around with the Nerf gun aimed at him. "Oh no, James. Your sexy ass isn't getting out of this alive."

He pulled his gun out from behind his back and smirked. "I look forward to this, baby girl. And thank you, it is sexy. Now BRING IT!"

"OHMYGOD JAMES, IT'S CHLOE!" I screamed and pointed frantically behind him.

He gasped and turned around. "What? Where?"

I shot him in the back and Kendall burst out laughing. "James, you fucking dumbass, there's a wall behind you!"

I pulled the bullet off of him, put it in his palm, and kissed the top of his hand after I closed it. "I do believe I just won boys!"

James turned to look at three guys. "Wait, who took you guys out?"

"Kate," they grumbled.

James laughed and grabbed my waist. "I don't know whether I should be mad or proud."

I pulled away and sauntered up to the bunks. "New recruit needs a nap guys. Beating you all took a lot out of me. Wake me when we're leaving." I hopped up and closed the curtain.

"Oh babe?" I called. "Be pissed, I just kicked your ass."