He sighed and starred at the ground

''What to do, what to do'', 8 year old Cartman asked himself. ''Got damn, I must be crazy talking to myself. Maybe I should go watch Terrance and Phillips

You see, Eric Cartman has just skipped school today and had nothing to do. As he continued walking down the street he came upon an abandoned building.

''Hell yeah, I should go in there.'' Too bad Eric never noticed the sign which said ''keep out.''

As he walked into the building he came across a frozen drago, ''What the hell is this place exactly.'' Eric thought about turning away but a voice inside his head told him not to ''Don't, just keep going ahead and you will find something'' said the voice inside his head. ''Alright, I'll go but you better not be tricking me you stupid hippie voice'' not caring that he was talking to hiself.

He noticed a green vortex like thing coming out of nowhere, ''Jump in the vortex NOW''! ''Oh yeah? Why should I listen to you'.' ''Cause I AM YOU! Retard.''

''Alright Alright, sheez don't get mad.'' So, Eric Cartman decided to jump in the vortex, the last thing he saw was darkness.

AN: Well, I'm new to this site and decided to try my new story add to the fact I love SP. I hope someone can give me some tips on my writing or whatever and yeah, I know this chapter was short. Try to make the next one longer