Hi! It's weirdness of the cutie again. I really hope you read my story but please remember one thing… I'm NOT Stephenie Meyer, I DON'T own Twilight, and I'm very SAD about that. Oh well! Send me lots of reviews after. Also, all of you need to go on my profile to take my poll question!
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Ok, all I have to do is grab my heels and I'm home free. I honestly can't believe I'm doing this. Who would actually need to learn something like this?
"It sounded like fun, it'll be a great work out, and you'll know how to do something that no one else here can do." Those are all things that Angela forced into my head. Darn those sad begging eyes. The thing that really sucked me in though was,
"I was hoping we'd be able to do something special, since graduation is coming up and everything. We never seem to get to spend a lot of time with each other." URGH!!! How can everyone BUT me do that?! Even Edward has it down.
I'm now slowly walking down the stairs, HOPING not to alarm Charlie in anyway of my going out with the heels. I really should have just stuck them in the truck last night. Had this done with, before he even got home.
Ok, I'm down the stairs and he hasn't seen yet. All I have to do is get out the door now. Almost, almost, almost done. I'm turning it now. All of a sudden the door burst open and I was pushed outside. My eyes were still closed.
I'm so busted now! I didn't want anyone else to know! Especially not him. Edward's never gonna let me live this down. And Emmett will just laugh. WHY, WHY, WHY?!!!
"What are you doing in those?!" Alice's voice tinkled into my ear harshly. I was not expecting her.
"Especially when I have THESE!" she said all too cheerfully. In her hands she had Juicy Couture sweat sets. And they were still on the rack and in the bag. Shockingly enough I actually sort of like them. The roses on the sleeves are a nice touch that makes it look pretty. And the fabric's soft.
"Angela and I made plans to go to Port Angelis." I said sheepishly. I looked down at the watch Alice just gave me a few weeks ago. More like snuck on my hand while we were at school.
"Oh my gosh! I was supposed to be at Angela's house like five minutes ago!" She was so going to kill me if I didn't make it there soon. I started to run to my truck but Alice ended up pushing me into Carlisle's Mercedes. (A/N: Remember, this is before Eclipse, so Alice doesn't have her yellow Porsche yet. Sorry)
Alice then threw the Juicy bag at me. Right as I realized that there was a shoe box right next to me. If I thought the heels she got for prom were bad, then these are hideously horrible. I mean, they're like FOUR inches or something.
"I'll drive you change in the back. Don't worry, the windows are tinted." Oh as if that helps me at all. But I obliged anyway.
By the time I was almost done changing we were at Angela's house and I saw her running out in another juicy outfit. Apparently I wasn't Alice's first stop. She as well had a shoe box in her hands so I was now 100 sure that Alice had made a house call here. Angela eagerly jumped into the back of the Mercedes with me.
"Sorry I'm late Angela. But I see that someone made more than one pit stop today." I was referring to Alice's outfit that she made her wear no doubt.
"Ya, its fine Bella. I was running a little late looking for my outfit until Alice showed up anyway. I think my brothers may have hidden it as a prank."
"Well, since we're all hear I say you two should buckle up." Alice piped in.
"Angela, while Alice is driving I'd advise to NOT look out the window. She likes to speed." I warned her.
"Does that mean you're giving me permission?" Alice called back in a teasing way.
"Regretfully, yes I guess so."
"Good." And with that she put the peddle to the meddle and stormed out of Forks.
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About 20 minutes later thanks to Alice's maniac driving we were at Port Angelis. Since we were early, Alice of course made us do a little shopping. Then because of the shopping we had to hurry back to the car which made us almost late for our class. There were about 12 other girls in the class and at the moment we were in an old fire house. (you'll see later).
Then right as we sat down, a lady that had to be about 25 slid down the giant pole in the middle of the room. She went very slowly, shifting her body in several ways that made her seem elegant in a way. Then near the bottom when she was upside down she flipped herself up the pole and came down rotating with her legs out and bent. She then landed on her feet and almost sat down while moving her leg up bent almost above her head in a way that seemed like a pirouette. When she did finally land on the floor she just slid her body so she was sitting criss cross right in front of all the girls. She being of course the teacher was awarded with applause.
"Thank you all for coming today. This is going to be a lot of fun for all of you. I don't expect any of you to become great at pole dancing with one class but at least you'll get the basics down for today. But first and most importantly we should all stretch. I don't feel like calling for a gurney." (A/N: Just in case you haven't figured it out yet, the girls are taking a pole dancing lesson. We all know Bella's a klutz but how is she when her feet are off the ground? Read and find out!)
So for the most part after our 15 or so many minutes of stretching she brought us all upstairs to go down the pole. I think I just say my life flash before my eyes.
"So who wants to go first?" Miss Blaire called out excitedly. Three girls surrounding one wearing a tiara and a top that read 'bachelorette' started screaming for Kelly to go first. I'm going to take a wild guess and say that it's her bachelorette party. When she went down she just sort of twirled her way down. At least she was having fun though.
Alice went second. She, of course did amazingly. When the teacher asked if she had ever taken lessons before, she just said that she'd had a lot of time to practice. No kidding! I mean she's only older than my mom! It was sort of an interesting conversation to watch since she was down there and Miss Blaire was up here. They had to sort of yell to each other.
All of the bachelorette girls went next and then Angela gave it a try. Four other girls went after that before I decided to give it a try. On my way down I had my legs hooked around each other on the way down going extra slowly. But then I got an idea. I let go with my hands and faced my body down so I could wave at the girls. They cheered of course. After that I brought myself back up and hooked my hands on the pole then stuck one of my legs out and began to twirl on my way down. I went a little bit faster but then at the end I slowed. I ended up falling the last six inches though, ending my little performance with an "Ump!"
Miss Blaire congratulated me for doing so well, then I walked over to Alice and Angela so I could sit with them. Alice winked and then teased me about how I should show Edward that. I of course blushed the whole time. When I tried to turn the tables on her by saying that she should show it to Jasper she replied with "Don't worry, I will." Angela just laughed at that. I being me blushed even more. After that we watched the rest of the girls come down. No one really went for it like Alice or I had but that's ok. Even Miss. Blaire just slid down quickly.
The next three hours just sort of went like this. We'd have to climb ourselves up a little then Miss Blaire would teach us how to do a little something and then after everyone went we'd do something different.
By the end of the day I could climb (for starters even if it was more like shimmying), flip up and down without hurting myself in the process. Go down only holding on with one hand, spin and that's about it.
The last hour we all just did what ever on the poles. There was music so everyone went a little crazy. The thing that got everyone in the entire place to cheer was when Alice started to slide down with her entire body horizontal. SHOWOFF much?
After we dropped of Angela Alice drove us to the store to buy a bunch of ice. When I asked her about it she just said that I'd see. So, now I'm at the Cullen's house lying on the couch, waiting for Edward to come back from hunting. I AM SO SORE NOW!!!
"Hey Alice! I think I found a use for the ice now!" I yelled in the house. I guess I should just take an ice bath with Epson salts or something. Right after I said that the door opened and Edward was immediately at my side.
"And what exactly would that be?" he asked while starting to smother me with his golden butterscotch eyes. I'm backed up in a corner now. I have to tell the truth.
"Ice water bath, of course." I replied. He doesn't have to know the whole truth though.
"And why exactly are you so sore that you need an ice water bath?" He was using his eyes to his full extent so I had to look away.
"Nothing in particular." I replied as calmly as I could. Although I could tell my face was red by now. "Alice! You better not tell him!"
"Tell him what? Oh! You mean this?" She held up a video camera while my eyes widened. Oh shit of shit oh shit!!!
"Hey Alice. If you don't show him yet, then we could always edit it after my bath." I smiled sweetly for effect. If it's going to be showed to everyone, I minus well help. Maybe she'll edit some stuff out for my sake.
"OK!!" She ran out of the room with me in tow and pushed me into the bathroom which now had a bunch of ice water in it already. I stepped in after stripping and it felt so good.
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After Alice and I edited it we called everyone to the room with Emmett's new TV in it. Alice stuck the DVD in and you could hear "My Humps" coming off the television. Alice of course picked out the song. I wanted nothing to do with it but she insisted. Everyone had their eyes glued to the television for the next half hour.
When the movie ended Esme clapped as did Jasper and Carlisle. Emmett and Jasper made cat call whistles which Emmett of course got hit over the head for. Jasper in the mean time was rewarded with a kiss. When I looked back at Edward all he could say was "wow". I still ended up blushing. By the end of it all Rosalie was last to comment.
"And you didn't bother to invite me?!" Everyone laughed at that.