Marriage Made in Heaven? NOT!

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At the Hotel

'Uhhhh, why the hell is my head pounding?' Kagome Higurashi thought to herself, and began to get out of the unfamiliar bed, when she noticed there was another person lying next to her.

Just as she was pulling back the sheets to see who she had shared a bed with, she noticed that she was naked, and she had never slept naked in her entire life, hurriedly she yanked off the sheets to reveal a naked hanyou, with long silver hair, and adorable doggie ears on the top of his head.

At that moment, the hanyou woke up and yelled as he caught sight of Kagome.

"Listen do you remember what happened last night?" Kagome worriedly asked.

"What the fuck do you mean?" The hanyou retorted.

"What happened last night you jackass?"

"I have no idea, why"

"Because I am naked, in a bed with a man that I don't know, and I don't know if I am still a virgin, plus there is the little fact that there is a wedding ring on my goddamn FINGER!!" Kagome yelled the last bit of the sentence at the hanyou.

"Shit," He muttered as he looked at his left hand and looked up into Kagome's face, "We must have gotten drunk last night, got married at one of those 24 hour chapels and had sex."

"How the hell do you know that we had sex?"

"I am a hanyou, I can smell the scent of our mating."

"Fine, but how do you know everything else, Sherlock?"

"That's easy, I am a detective in Los Angeles, I was only here for a vacation, I'm Inu-yasha Youkai, I suppose."

"Humph, well that does work out well, I am a lawyer in Los Angeles, and was also here for a vacation, your new wives name is Kagome Higurashi."

"You aren't going to be my wife for long though, we will get a divorce today, and no one will ever now what happened."

"Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way, since we are both famous people from L.A., I wouldn't be surprised if we were in the paper, and the law for state of Nevada says that you have to be married for a full year before divorcing your spouse."

"Well, wench, what the hell are we going to do for a year?"

"Pretend to be loving newlyweds in front of the public, buy a large house so we won't have to see each other often, and wait till, the year is up."

"Why do we have to live together if they don't know we are married?"

"Go take a look at the paper Inu-yasha."

As he did so, Kagome looked over him, thinking that she really didn't do that bad to end up with him, he was smart, cute, and had a body to die for.

Meanwhile Inu-yasha was thinking the exact thing about Kagome, because, although he hadn't told her, he did remember what had happened last night, and damn was it good.

This thought soon left his head as he noticed that on the front page of the newspaper was a picture of the two of them getting married, and as he walked back towards the bed, where Kagome was watching the television, they were on the news as well, and a reporter was interviewing his girlfriend Kikyo, although now, he supposed she was his ex-girlfriend.

He suddenly paid attention to the T.V. when Kagome started to mutter about bitches and how they should all be muzzled, apparently Kikyo was calling him a two-timing bastard and Kagome a slut.

Kagome started grinning malevolently about how Kikyo was so going to get her ass sued as soon as she got back to L.A.

"Inu-yasha? Do you have any proof of Kikyo cheating on you while the two of you were a couple?"

"Yes, I just ignored it though, and let it go, but now, you thinking of suing her?"

"Hell yes, no one calls me a slut and gets away with it."

"Bitch, you can't sue Kikyo, she is twice the woman you will ever be, she is smarter and prettier."

Inu-yasha was cut off as Kagome slapped him across the face.

"If I am so pathetic, why don't you go home to your little whore, and go screw her."

And with that sentence they knew it would be hell on earth living together for the next year.

This is my first Inu/Kag fic, so any imput you have would be greatly appreciated.

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