"I'm bored!" Marik whined for the umpteenth time.
"And I'm not?!" Bakura snapped.
"I can't believe our damn hikaris told us not to leave the house while they're gone to a stupid tournament!"
"Since when do we listen to them?"
An evil smirk crossed Marik's face. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Obviously!"
"Shut up, tomb robber!"
"So, how do we get out of here?" the albino yami asked after a moment of silence.
"The door, baka!"
"I knew that! I mean I don't know if we can, Ryou put some kind of contraption on it to stop us from opening it!"
"I lock?" the other yami suggested.
"I think that's what he called it."
"Then we'll just unlock it! It can't be that hard!"
With that, the duo ventured to the front door.
Bakura was the first one to turn the handle. "I told you, there's one of those 'lock' things on it!"
"Then just unlock it, you're a tomb robber!"
"We didn't have lock things in Egypt!"
The psycho began laughing.
"What the hell are you laughing at?!" Bakura almost growled.
"The great tomb robber, who has raided the most guarded tombs in Egypt, can't open a simple door!"
"Like you can?!"
Marik nodded.
"Then let's see it!" Ryou's dark side challenged.
Malik's dark side accepted and walked in front of the door.
After a few minutes and a few wiggles of the door knob Marik finally turned the little switch, unlocking the handle.
"Ta da!" Marik gloated.
Bakura 'hmphed' and tried the handle again, but the door still wouldn't open.
"You broke it!" the psycho blamed.
"How the hell could I have broke it!? You just didn't unlock it right!"
"Yes I did!"
"No you didn't!"
"Did so!"
"Did not!"
"Uh huh!"
"Nuh uh!"
A minute later...
"Stupid tomb robber!"
"Mindless psycho!"
"Well atleast my hikari doesn't look like a girl!"
"Atleast my hikari has a brain!"
"Are you saying that Malik doesn't!?"
Bakura nodded.
"Well Malik thought of a plan to rule the world, and what, Ryou has solved a few math problems!"
"I bet Malik couldn't!"
Before Marik had a chance to sling another insult he noticed something on the door. "What's that?"
Bakura shrugged and went to examine the latch lock. "I don't know, but I bet it's what's keeping the door locked!"
"Did you figure that out all by yourself?" Marik chuckled.
"Yes, I 'figured it out all by myself'!" Bakura shot back.
"So, how do we get this one off?"
"Why are you asking me?! You're the 'great' one who got the other lock open!"
Marik smirked. "That's right I am, and I will open this one too!"
Fifteen minutes later...
"Dammit!" the Egyptian cursed for the tenth time that minute.
"Having trouble?" Bakura watched the other with amusement.
"What does it look like?!"
The albino didn't answer, too caught up in Marik's display.
After a few dozen more tries Marik finally gave up. "This damn thing is going for a one way trip to the Shadow Realm!"
As his partner in crime got out the Millenium Rod Bakura jumped between him and the door.
"What the hell are you doing?!"
The white haired one looked to the floor. "Ryou said if anything else gets sent to the Shadow Realm he'll take away my game boy."
The other yami cocked an eyebrow. "You have a game boy?"
"Well it gets boring in my soul room!"
Marik snickered.
"Atleast it's better than headless barbies!"
"How did you know about that!?"
"You're hikari has a big mouth."
"Malik is soooo dead!" Marik thought angrily.
The psysho's thoughts were cut off by Bakura. "So, now what?"
"The back door?" Marik suggested.
Both yami's ran off, towards the next door.
"Shit, not this one too!" Bakura looked at the latch lock on the back door.
"Dammit! Why don't the hikaris trust us?!"
"Because you're a psychotic freak..."
"And you're a blood lusting theif!" Marik finished.
Bakura sighed. "I gotta get out of here...and away from you!"
"Like wise. Hey, what about the windows?"
"Good idea, for once!"
"And what's that suppose to mean?!"
"Ra, you really are mindless!" Bakura laughed, looking for the nearest window.
"If I'm so mindless then how come I'm the one who found a window first?"
Bakura turned to Marik. "Because you've been standing beside a window the whole time!"
"Just shut up and let's go!"
The yamis tried opening the window, but found that too was locked.
"Damn, the hikaris thought of everything!" Bakura yelled.
"Fuck this!" Marik growled, kicking the window.
The glass broke, scattering glass across the room.
"What did I tell you about Ryou?!"
"Oh you mean about your gameboy?" Marik giggled. "Well he said not to send anything to the Shadow Realm, but he didn't say anything about not breaking it."
The albino shrugged. "Fair enough. So, let's go!"
Marik stuck out an arm. "Lady's first."
"Then why would you want me to go first?"
The yami from Egypt growled and looked out the window. "It's a long way down..."
"Don't tell me you're scared?" Bakura softly chuckled.
"Of course not, it just I don't want Fork to die!"
The pale yami cocked an eyebrow. "Fork?"
Marik pulled a headless barbie out from one of his belt loops.
"Why the hell do you carry a barbie around?!"
"My damn hikari won't let me torture people when he's around, so I have to torture Fork!"
"Why'd you name it Fork?"
"It's the only weapon Malik would let me use at the time!"
"Oh, well if you torture it, then why don't you want it to die?"
"Because I'm not done with it yet!"
Bakura groaned and grabbed the barbie from his partner.
"Give that back!" Marik warned.
The albino didn't listen and threw Fork out the window.
The Egyptian glared at Bakura and pushed him out the window, before hopping out himself.
The yami of Ryou picked himself up off the ground and grabbed him now bleeding arm.
"So, where to first?" Marik wondered.
Bakura began licking at his cut and shurgged.
"Okay, let's go!"
The two yami's started walking, destination unknown.
To Be Continued...?
A/N: My first Yu-Gi-Oh ficcy, I needed a break from my usual DBZ fics! Anyways, what do you think, should I continue or give up? If I do continue the next chapters WILL be better!
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"And I'm not?!" Bakura snapped.
"I can't believe our damn hikaris told us not to leave the house while they're gone to a stupid tournament!"
"Since when do we listen to them?"
An evil smirk crossed Marik's face. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Obviously!"
"Shut up, tomb robber!"
"So, how do we get out of here?" the albino yami asked after a moment of silence.
"The door, baka!"
"I knew that! I mean I don't know if we can, Ryou put some kind of contraption on it to stop us from opening it!"
"I lock?" the other yami suggested.
"I think that's what he called it."
"Then we'll just unlock it! It can't be that hard!"
With that, the duo ventured to the front door.
Bakura was the first one to turn the handle. "I told you, there's one of those 'lock' things on it!"
"Then just unlock it, you're a tomb robber!"
"We didn't have lock things in Egypt!"
The psycho began laughing.
"What the hell are you laughing at?!" Bakura almost growled.
"The great tomb robber, who has raided the most guarded tombs in Egypt, can't open a simple door!"
"Like you can?!"
Marik nodded.
"Then let's see it!" Ryou's dark side challenged.
Malik's dark side accepted and walked in front of the door.
After a few minutes and a few wiggles of the door knob Marik finally turned the little switch, unlocking the handle.
"Ta da!" Marik gloated.
Bakura 'hmphed' and tried the handle again, but the door still wouldn't open.
"You broke it!" the psycho blamed.
"How the hell could I have broke it!? You just didn't unlock it right!"
"Yes I did!"
"No you didn't!"
"Did so!"
"Did not!"
"Uh huh!"
"Nuh uh!"
A minute later...
"Stupid tomb robber!"
"Mindless psycho!"
"Well atleast my hikari doesn't look like a girl!"
"Atleast my hikari has a brain!"
"Are you saying that Malik doesn't!?"
Bakura nodded.
"Well Malik thought of a plan to rule the world, and what, Ryou has solved a few math problems!"
"I bet Malik couldn't!"
Before Marik had a chance to sling another insult he noticed something on the door. "What's that?"
Bakura shrugged and went to examine the latch lock. "I don't know, but I bet it's what's keeping the door locked!"
"Did you figure that out all by yourself?" Marik chuckled.
"Yes, I 'figured it out all by myself'!" Bakura shot back.
"So, how do we get this one off?"
"Why are you asking me?! You're the 'great' one who got the other lock open!"
Marik smirked. "That's right I am, and I will open this one too!"
Fifteen minutes later...
"Dammit!" the Egyptian cursed for the tenth time that minute.
"Having trouble?" Bakura watched the other with amusement.
"What does it look like?!"
The albino didn't answer, too caught up in Marik's display.
After a few dozen more tries Marik finally gave up. "This damn thing is going for a one way trip to the Shadow Realm!"
As his partner in crime got out the Millenium Rod Bakura jumped between him and the door.
"What the hell are you doing?!"
The white haired one looked to the floor. "Ryou said if anything else gets sent to the Shadow Realm he'll take away my game boy."
The other yami cocked an eyebrow. "You have a game boy?"
"Well it gets boring in my soul room!"
Marik snickered.
"Atleast it's better than headless barbies!"
"How did you know about that!?"
"You're hikari has a big mouth."
"Malik is soooo dead!" Marik thought angrily.
The psysho's thoughts were cut off by Bakura. "So, now what?"
"The back door?" Marik suggested.
Both yami's ran off, towards the next door.
"Shit, not this one too!" Bakura looked at the latch lock on the back door.
"Dammit! Why don't the hikaris trust us?!"
"Because you're a psychotic freak..."
"And you're a blood lusting theif!" Marik finished.
Bakura sighed. "I gotta get out of here...and away from you!"
"Like wise. Hey, what about the windows?"
"Good idea, for once!"
"And what's that suppose to mean?!"
"Ra, you really are mindless!" Bakura laughed, looking for the nearest window.
"If I'm so mindless then how come I'm the one who found a window first?"
Bakura turned to Marik. "Because you've been standing beside a window the whole time!"
"Just shut up and let's go!"
The yamis tried opening the window, but found that too was locked.
"Damn, the hikaris thought of everything!" Bakura yelled.
"Fuck this!" Marik growled, kicking the window.
The glass broke, scattering glass across the room.
"What did I tell you about Ryou?!"
"Oh you mean about your gameboy?" Marik giggled. "Well he said not to send anything to the Shadow Realm, but he didn't say anything about not breaking it."
The albino shrugged. "Fair enough. So, let's go!"
Marik stuck out an arm. "Lady's first."
"Then why would you want me to go first?"
The yami from Egypt growled and looked out the window. "It's a long way down..."
"Don't tell me you're scared?" Bakura softly chuckled.
"Of course not, it just I don't want Fork to die!"
The pale yami cocked an eyebrow. "Fork?"
Marik pulled a headless barbie out from one of his belt loops.
"Why the hell do you carry a barbie around?!"
"My damn hikari won't let me torture people when he's around, so I have to torture Fork!"
"Why'd you name it Fork?"
"It's the only weapon Malik would let me use at the time!"
"Oh, well if you torture it, then why don't you want it to die?"
"Because I'm not done with it yet!"
Bakura groaned and grabbed the barbie from his partner.
"Give that back!" Marik warned.
The albino didn't listen and threw Fork out the window.
The Egyptian glared at Bakura and pushed him out the window, before hopping out himself.
The yami of Ryou picked himself up off the ground and grabbed him now bleeding arm.
"So, where to first?" Marik wondered.
Bakura began licking at his cut and shurgged.
"Okay, let's go!"
The two yami's started walking, destination unknown.
To Be Continued...?
A/N: My first Yu-Gi-Oh ficcy, I needed a break from my usual DBZ fics! Anyways, what do you think, should I continue or give up? If I do continue the next chapters WILL be better!
Reviews = Chapters ... No Reviews = No Chapters