The BEST Listener Question
Chapter 1
Aysha: *playing Kingdom Hearts* Oh, my JESUS, Austin! This game is going to be the end of us!
Austin: I know! And we're not even out of Wonderland, yet! Why are we even still playing this?
Aysha: Because. We aren't the kind of people who just give up on things!
Me: Aysha can't help but smirk after hearing herself say that.
Austin: How are we on time, anyway?
Aysha: We're about…3 minutes in. Why?
Austin: Eh, whatever. That's good enough for today.
Aysha: WHAT?! But we haven't even done a Listener Question or anything!
Austin: *sigh* Fine, Ms. Burger King. Have it your way! Go ahead and find us one.
Aysha: Yay!
Me: Aysha gets the IPad and looks for a Listener Question.
Aysha: Found one! Wait a second…
Austin: What's up?
Aysha: It's…in binary code! I can't read this!
Austin: Oh, well. Skip it.
Aysha: No! Didn't I JUST tell you? Determination!
Me: And so Aysha looked up a binary code translator thingy on some weird looking website. When she typed up the binary code, she was totally shocked.
Aysha: Huh. Well, that's dandy.
Austin: Let me guess. They want to know our shoe sizes?
Aysha: It says, "May I have your soul?" with that stupid cat face emoticon after it.
Austin: O…kay? What do we do?
Aysha: I don't know. But I'm starting to think that we shouldn't upload this episode. It sucks.
Me: Austin stands up, turns off the camera, and starts walking to the stationary.
Austin: Well, I guess I'll draw up the blood seal.
Aysha: Wait, you're not serious, are you?
Austin: Actually, yes. For once in my life, I'm serious. Now get over here.
Me: Aysha walks over to Austin. Austin then pull a syringe out of the desk.
Austin: Give me your hand, please.
Aysha: Wait…MY soul?! Hell no!
Austin: I'm not really asking, Aysha.
Aysha: Austin…please don't-
Me: Austin grabs Aysha's hand and stabs her with the syringe. Aysha screams in pain.
Aysha: AUSTIN! What is your deal?!
Me: Austin lathers the blood seal that he drew up suspiciously fast with Aysha's blood. The blood seal begins to glow faintly.
Aysha: Now what, smart guy?!
Austin: You'll see. Just be patient. You're going to LOVE this…
Me: The blood seal suddenly stops glowing. Austin picks it up off of the desk and crumples it into a ball. He then eats the ball of paper, squats down, and clenches his fists. He starts to yell.
Austin: HAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Me: "No", I answer to your question. Austin is NOT taking a massive shit. He was transforming!
Aysha: OH. MY GOD! Austin…you're…A SUPER SAIYAN!
Me: Except he wasn't. But he WAS super sexy. Just like always. Lol
Austin: *in deep voice* GET ON!
Aysha: God dammit. I'm gonna regret this…