How I Met Your Mother

by scintillating stars

-"Kids, I'm going to tell you an incredible story."- It's the year 2030 and Landon Crane sits his kids down and tells him how he met their mother. AU.

[disclaimed-i do not own the clique or how i met your mother]

h. o. w. i met your mother

-the year 2030-

"Kids, I'm going to tell you an incredible story." Landon Crane said enthusiastically as he dragged his son and daughter, Kemp and Kristen, into their den and sat them down on the couch. "The story of how I met your mother."

"Are we being punished for something?" Kemp asked warily.

"No." Landon replies bluntly.

"Yeah, is this going to take a while?" Kristen asked, scared of the answer.

"Yes." Landon said firmly.

Rolling their eyes and exchanging glances with each other, Kemp and Kristen slumped down on the leathery couch and prepared themselves for a long story.

"25 years ago, before I was a dad, I had this whole other life..." Landon began.

a/n: hehehe. yes, i know, i really really really should not be starting another story. but i've been wasting my life away watching 'how i met your mother' and i thought i'd do a parody of it for the clique fandom. tess, this actually started out as your bday oneshot, but i decided to make it multi-chap, so... yeah. i promise your oneshot will be up soon! anyway, review? (: