Merry Maid

by Terrygurl

Sesshoumaru has thrown out more maids than junk mail at this point. All he wants is someone who doesn't trifle through his clothing indecently. Is it that hard to find someone who will actually do their job! Apparently so. "Sesshoumaru, answers to our problems don't come in our time, rather when the kami deem it time. And even those answers may not be what we expect." (sessxoc)

1. Prologue Part 1

Hello Lovlies! I'm back once again after another rousing hiatus. This time I couldn't help it. My poor laptop's face got smashed in so I type on my phone now haha! So this story is a little different than what I'm used to doing because I've added an OC!

THIS IS A SESSHY X OC PAIRING with some fun and romance. I can't wait for you to meet my OC, my muses say shes quite the charmer. ^^

Anyways, on to the story

DO NOT OWN DO NOT OWN DO NOT OWN DO NOT OWN

"OUT! Get out of my wing, and OUT OF MY HOME!"

Oh boy, Inu noTaisho thought, sipping coffee and watching the 3rd maid this week flee his home in a panicked rush. The owner of the quaint manor didn't have to wait long for his furious older son to storm into the kitchen/dining area, a bundle of clothing held arms length away.

"Ah Sesshoumaru, just the son I wanted to see!" Inu no Taisho exclaimed with a bemused expression, "What has happened this time?" Hiding his smile behind his coffee mug, he watched as his son dropped the bundle into the metal trash bin.

"The insolent wench thought it in her right to pleasure herself." That cane out as more of a growl than words, the older youkai thought.

"A lady has her needs my boy..." He was cut off by an irate snarl.

"She pleasured herself IN MY CLOTHING. IN. MY. ROOM." Sesshoumaru let lethal acid drip from his claws, disintegrating the chothes in the bin to ash. Inu no Taisho could barely contain his snickers. Shaking his head and clearing the anger from his mind, Sesshoumaru addressed his father.

"Something has to be done about this father, it hasn't been this hard to find good help in centuries. These insolent bitches(female inuyoukai, I do not disrespect ladies) desperately cling to the dream of ensnaring me."

"Well my boy, they are desperate! With you taking my place at the office soon, they gotta get while the getting is good!" The deadpanned mirth in Sesshoumaru's face had the great Dog General going through another fit of chuckles. "Worry not son, I'm sure someone will come along who has more... befitting fetishes." Sesshoumaru left for work in a huff, his father's doggish grin grating on his already frayed nerves.

Inu no Taisho's smirk had yet to leave his face as his second son entered the kitchen.

"The hell was all that racket, Pops? Could barely get any shut eye with Prince Priss barking all morning long." Inuyasha yawned, taking the time to eye his father.

"It seems our Sesshoumaru grows weary of ambitious women." Another chuckle. "I believe it is time we find him a true maid!"