Disclaimer: I "own" Rose. Nintendo owns Super Paper Mario and all its characters. Random Dawn 14 owns Dawn.
A/N: Yeah, I don't know either.
Count Bleck walked slowly through the shop, scrutinizing each display case with care. There was a shop worker that was a human (thank Grambi he didn't have to hear Toads ranting in that squeaky voice) skipping cheerily at his side, pointing out her personal suggestions. "Oh, I have to suggest the bricks; they're definitely some of most efficient!"
What could Count Bleck be shopping for? I'll give you a hint: it has something to do with a Quarter Pounder, and it's a wall. Did you get it? No? The author muttered "Yes..." in the corner.
Count Bleck is shopping for Fourth Walls.
You see, Rose had already bought another glass wall, because she definitely preferred those over the others. "Glass is prettier," she had defended when Count Bleck showed his doubts. Count Bleck smiled in spite of himself when he thought of Rose. Well, anyways, Count Bleck was out purchasing another Fourth Wall in case this one shattered. Rose had told him to get plexiglass, but he was getting a sturdier one.
The worker had introduced herself as Dawn. He thought that he faintly remembered someone by the name of Dawn, but was positive that the Dawn he knew didn't know a thing about Fourth Walls, except for the fact that she purchased one. However, he didn't question her profession and continued on.
Dawn rattled off all of the Fourth Walls that she had used. Count Bleck tried to remember them, but there were so many...
He finally settled on the plexiglass and a cement Fourth Wall.
On his way to the checkout line to receive and purchase his Fourth Walls, he spotted an iPod case that read ' FOREVER'. He grabbed it and decided to buy it, just for Rose. Count Bleck set the case and the Fourth Wall slip onto the checkout counter. A bored looking Lakitu scanned the case and called the storage department for the Fourth Walls. Soon after, they arrived.
"Oh, I can help you carry those, sir!" Dawn chirped from beside Count Bleck. He sighed and muttered thanks before handing the plexiglass Fourth Wall to Dawn and carrying the cement one himself.
Count Bleck had driven to the store in O'Chunks's "manly pickup truck", as it had been dubbed, so he and Dawn piled the walls into the back and Count Bleck drove off to the castle to show Rose the walls. Little did he know, Dawn had snuck into the back along with the Fourth Walls...